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JIZZZ... KLONG! KLONG! Tandas Yang Tidak Sediakan Sabun...

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Post time 5-4-2022 11:26 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand replied at 4-4-2022 05:26 PM
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Kobik kan...? Haruslah lambat ripelai...

Cika pon dh kena kobid bulan lepas... cikampret sungguh sampai skrg batuk lg
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 Author| Post time 6-4-2022 06:05 PM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

cikanggun replied at 5-4-2022 11:26 PM
Cika pon dh kena kobid bulan lepas... cikampret sungguh sampai skrg batuk lg

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Ko kena Delta ke Omicron...?


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Post time 10-4-2022 03:55 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand replied at 6-4-2022 06:05 PM
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Ko kena Delta ke Omicron...?

Mestilah deltacron.... jilake btol dh siap booster bleh kena
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Post time 13-4-2022 10:00 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Sebelum zaman c19, kalau takde sabun meols akan basuh guna air yang sangat laju lama2. Konsepnya, hilang warna, bau dan “rasa”. Now dah ada sabun mcm kertas tu mudah hidup. Tapi jarang keluar dah pun.
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Post time 28-6-2022 02:37 PM | Show all posts
sekarang memang ade sabun dalam handbag.
sebab balik naik lrt, singgah toilet basuh tangan before menuju ke tempat lain pula
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Post time 28-6-2022 04:30 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ace pakai sabun yg tandas provide kew... Kalau lelaki ok lagi takda isu... Utk para wanita better bawa sabun sendiri yg bersesuain..
Kalau mcm i bawa siap2 sebamed. Utk cuci tangan sabun lain..  Kalau tak sempat ke, tiba2 takda air scam kita siap2 wet wipes skali. Gituwhh susahnya
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 Author| Post time 29-6-2022 07:03 PM | Show all posts

Eh!

cikanggun replied at 10-4-2022 03:55 PM
Mestilah deltacron.... jilake btol dh siap booster bleh kena

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Mesti sebab hobi ko mandi seminggu sekali tu...


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 Author| Post time 29-6-2022 07:04 PM | Show all posts

Errr...

Missfadh replied at 13-4-2022 10:00 PM
Sebelum zaman c19, kalau takde sabun meols akan basuh guna air yang sangat laju lama2. Konsepnya, hi ...

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Laju tu macang air dari hos bomba tu ke...?


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 Author| Post time 29-6-2022 07:05 PM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

lil_honey replied at 28-6-2022 02:37 PM
sekarang memang ade sabun dalam handbag.
sebab balik naik lrt, singgah toilet basuh tangan before m ...

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Tak paham... Kenapa ambek masa lama basoh Tangang lepas berak...?


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 Author| Post time 29-6-2022 07:06 PM | Show all posts

Alaaa...

Gingerly replied at 28-6-2022 04:30 PM
Ace pakai sabun yg tandas provide kew... Kalau lelaki ok lagi takda isu... Utk para wanita better ba ...

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Worang zamang sekarang ni jer pikir memacang... Worang zamang dedulu kongsi jer sambong ketol tu... Hah! Hah! Hah!


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Post time 29-6-2022 08:16 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand replied at 29-6-2022 07:04 PM
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Laju tu macang air dari hos bomba tu ke...?

Lohhh. Betul lah tu imaginasinya.
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Post time 30-6-2022 07:42 AM | Show all posts
AceHand replied at 29-6-2022 07:05 PM
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Tak paham... Kenapa ambek masa lama basoh Tangang lepas berak...?

sebab byk kuman
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Post time 3-7-2022 10:14 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand replied at 29-6-2022 07:06 PM
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Worang zamang sekarang ni jer pikir memacang... Worang zamang dedulu kongsi ...

Masa i jadi worang zaman dedulu i kongsi sabun. Selepas ittew sabun berubah kerana sabun juga menjadi sabun zaman sekarang.
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Post time 20-7-2022 04:18 PM | Show all posts
weh , 8 tahun kes sabun tak selesai
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Post time 20-7-2022 04:20 PM | Show all posts
teringat dulu ada abang ni, kalo berak dia bawak botol handwash masuk jamban,


pastu siap ada bunyi, pap..pap..pap

betul bersungguh dia basuh buntut

wa dulu kecik2 pn mak ajar sabun bontot

tp bila dah besar wa rasa kalo kat rumah je sabun, lagi pn zaman nabi dulu mana ada sabun kan? basuh air , istinjak je kan?

tp kalo ada sabun wa sabun la tangan, kalo takde ... wa sanggup beli kt kedai berhampiran ( lu caya ke? wakakak)
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