Meat The Guy Who Had Sex With Over 100 Women… Without A PenisPosted on October 07 2015 at 17:09 pm
Lewis PottonAdministrator
Andrew Wardle suffers from a medical condition that no man would wish on anyone, he doesn’t have a penis. A condition called bladder exstrophy caused Wardle to be born with his bladder outside his body and no penile development. Now though he is taking steps to eventually build him a fully-functioning penis out of tissue from his arm.
Gentlemen, imagine discovering your penis at the age of 40 for a second. You’d be like a little boy in a sweet shop. Interestingly however, Wardle claims to have slept with over 100 women, in spite of his medical condition.
Now he has my undivided attention. How did he sleep with these women without a penis?
Well it turns out it all comes down to lies, trickery and strangely, confidence in the bedroom. Wardle got women into bed, then managed to please them so effectively that they never felt the need to go near his naked pelvis, so his secret stayed secret.
“I knew my way around a woman’s body, I knew my way around their mind. I was very confident in bed of what I could do to them so they wouldn’t come near me and they were finished and I was fine.”
Wardle also used other very plausible methods to avoid having sex, an example of which being a cocktail of drugs that included ecstasy, amphetamines and LSD. This allowed him to avoid performing in the bedroom.
If this story hasn’t mystified you enough, you’ll also be intrigued to learn that Wardle has a long-term girlfriend who had no idea about his condition. Initially the relationship was long distance; but when she moved in Wardle concocted a sham about having microchip implanted in his kidney for medical reasons, meaning he couldn’t have sex. Clever, but also very twisted.
He lied so well in fact, that girlfriend Fedra only found out when Andrew went to the media with his story. Amazingly she has forgiven him for his lies, and has agreed to help him through the four painful surgeries he will undergo before his penis is ready to undergo its first mission.
Some men struggle to get laid even with a penis and not only is this dude prolific, but he also has a girlfriend. Sometimes life just isn’t fair…
http://www.viralthread.com/meat-the-guy-who-had-sex-with-over-100-women-without-a-penis/
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