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LAWAK KELAS ARAB

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 Author| Post time 24-9-2012 12:23 PM | Show all posts
PART 81

Ustaz : Qul jayyidan Hasan (katakan betul2 Hasan )

Hasan : Maza Akul? (apa saya nak makan ?)

ustaz : Hah?


P/s : Qul :katakanlah
Kul : makanlah
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Post time 3-10-2012 12:52 PM | Show all posts
dulu2 aku tulis balik soklan....that y i got gagal...huhuhu
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 Author| Post time 3-10-2012 09:26 PM | Show all posts
ILoveN posted on 3-10-2012 12:52 PM
dulu2 aku tulis balik soklan....that y i got gagal...huhuhu

skrg ok ke bahasa arab???
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Post time 4-10-2012 02:49 PM | Show all posts
soo sooo..!!!
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 Author| Post time 5-10-2012 08:00 PM | Show all posts
ejensemit posted on 4-10-2012 02:49 PM
soo sooo..!!!

hah?????
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Post time 9-10-2012 09:30 AM | Show all posts
GuaAnakMelaka posted on 5-10-2012 08:00 PM
hah?????

tekejut kenape??

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Post time 9-10-2012 10:18 AM | Show all posts
GuaAnakMelaka posted on 3-10-2012 09:26 PM
skrg ok ke bahasa arab???

xde mkne nye ok..huhuh...tau ana,anta,antuma,antum..heheh

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 Author| Post time 10-10-2012 04:37 PM | Show all posts
PART 82

hASAN : USTaz..zoo bahasa arab apa?

Ustaz : Hadiqah hayawanaat.... ( حديقة الحيوانات )

Hasan : Hadiqah kan kebun ustaz?


ustaz : !@#$%^&*(!@#$%^&*(
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 Author| Post time 10-10-2012 04:37 PM | Show all posts
ILoveN posted on 9-10-2012 10:18 AM
xde mkne nye ok..huhuh...tau ana,anta,antuma,antum..heheh

hahaha..lama2 pandai le tu..masjid,alhamdulillah.....kan arab tue....
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 Author| Post time 10-10-2012 04:40 PM | Show all posts
يمكنك خداع كل الناس بعض الوقت، وبعض الناس كل الوقت، ولكنك لا تستطيع ان تخدع كل الناس كل الوقت

~~ABRAHAM LINCOLN ~~

sape boleh terjemahkan ke bahasa Melayu????
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 Author| Post time 10-10-2012 04:42 PM | Show all posts
PART 83

Hasan : Mabiki Fatimah? (kamu mengapa Fatimah )

Fatimah : saimtu ( saya boring )

Hasan : Qabbiini (ciumlah aku )

Pang!

Hasan : waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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 Author| Post time 10-10-2012 09:11 PM | Show all posts
PART 84

KLINIK

Hasan : Ashobani alam fissin (Saya sakit gigi )

Doktor : Hasan...huna 'iyadatul wiladah! (sini kilinik bersalin )

Hasan : Hah?

عيادة : kilinik
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 Author| Post time 10-10-2012 09:17 PM | Show all posts
PART 85

ustaz : kam waznuka Hasan? (berapa berat kamu?

hasan : 50 kg...

ustaz : anti Fatimah?

Fatimah : 45 kg...

Ali : ana 10kg ustaz....

ustaz : hah?sohih?

Ali : na'am...'indama kuntu fissalisah ( ketika usia saya 3 tahun)

ustaz : !@#$%^&*(!@#$%^&*()



وزن : berat

kg : كيلوغرام
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 Author| Post time 10-10-2012 09:24 PM | Show all posts
PART 86

ustaz : kamu semua tahu tak zaujun boleh digunakan untuk suami dan isteri

muird-murid  : owh......kami  baru tahu

Hasan :ustaz..kenapa dalam buku ,isteri digunakan zaujah?

ustaz :ia bagi memudahkan kita.....sebenarnya boleh tanpa ta marbutoh

Ali : ustaz....zaujuka jamilah atau zaujatuka jamilah...dua2 betul kan ustaz?

ustaz :na'am.................


زوج : suami atau isteri

زوجة :isteri
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 Author| Post time 10-10-2012 09:26 PM | Show all posts
PART 87

Hasan : ustaz tensen tu apa dalam bahasa arab?

ustaz :tuwattir.....

Hasan : ana utawatiiru (saya tensen )

ustaz : ansanta Hasan....

Ali : kalau tensen mensen apa pula ustaz?

ustaz :tensen mensen?

!@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()_


توتر : tensen
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Post time 10-10-2012 10:01 PM | Show all posts

       hilang kebosanan baca2 neh,......, igr detk2 belaja b.arab time sek. dulu

neh kisah betul ker....?
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 Author| Post time 11-10-2012 10:45 AM | Show all posts
ismaha posted on 10-10-2012 10:01 PM
hilang kebosanan baca2 neh,......, igr detk2 belaja b.arab time sek. dulu{:mldanc ...

ada betul.............

ada rekaan sendiri...

ada pengalaman sendiri dan kawan2...............

terima kasih sudi membaca!



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 Author| Post time 11-10-2012 10:51 AM | Show all posts
PART 88

USTAZ : HARI NI KITA BELAJAR NAMA HAIWAN...

QITTUN :KUCING........

HASAN : NAMLUN :SEMUT

USTAZ :AHSANTA...

FATIMAH : FILUN :GAJAH..

USTAZ :AHSANTI...ALI!ANTA PULA !

ALI : ............DINASORUN.....

USTAZ :HAH?!@#$%^&*(~!@#$%^&*(

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Post time 11-10-2012 11:31 AM | Show all posts
GuaAnakMelaka posted on 11-10-2012 10:45 AM
ada betul.............

ada rekaan sendiri...



yer....sama-sama.....

sila teruskan lagik.....
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 Author| Post time 11-10-2012 08:35 PM | Show all posts
ismaha posted on 11-10-2012 11:31 AM
yer....sama-sama.....

sila teruskan lagik.....

insya-Allah.....bila kepala fresh...............
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