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[Dunia] lukisan muka jesus jadi monyet ...kini karya sensasi paling lawak

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Post time 26-9-2012 12:23 AM | Show all posts
Bateesta posted on 26-9-2012 12:05 AM
jgn gaduh2 la,,smua agama pn kata agama dia lah yg plg btul

disitulah wujudnya separation in the  ...

Ahhhh......tak peduli, aku punya jer yang benerrrrr! Tuhan aku dah cakap!
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Post time 26-9-2012 12:26 AM | Show all posts
otai_g posted on 25-9-2012 11:43 AM
statement maher zain ni mengelirukan.. umat islam percaya nabi isa, org kristian percaya jesus.

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Iya ustaz kamu adalah tuhan atau rasul. Maka percaya lah kata kata beliau sepenuh jiwa raga.
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Post time 26-9-2012 12:46 AM | Show all posts
Maideen. posted on 26-9-2012 12:23 AM
Ahhhh......tak peduli, aku punya jer yang benerrrrr! Tuhan aku dah cakap!

mksd bro..........TUHAN BRO DAH BAGI CERTIFICATE




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Post time 26-9-2012 12:58 AM | Show all posts
sekejap, Bible ni sama dengan Injil ker?
bukankah Bible ni ada mcm2 versi?
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Post time 26-9-2012 01:36 AM | Show all posts
Bateesta posted on 26-9-2012 12:46 AM
mksd bro..........TUHAN BRO DAH BAGI CERTIFICATE

Yang tu belom lah........


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Post time 26-9-2012 01:52 AM | Show all posts
DTECCONAN posted on 25-9-2012 10:06 PM
kesimpulan tentang Jesus ataupun nabi Isa Al Masih ialah

1. Jesus adalah Rasul Allah bukannya ana ...

banyak la konan punya kesimpulan.  siap tuhan ganti orang lain la, nabi isa turun balik kat donia sebelum kiamat la..mana datang benda2 ngarut ni konan?
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Post time 26-9-2012 01:55 AM | Show all posts
otai_g posted on 25-9-2012 11:43 AM
statement maher zain ni mengelirukan.. umat islam percaya nabi isa, org kristian percaya jesus.

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umat melayu pangey belacan

umat kokesen pangey shrimp paste

tapi ada umat melayu pi pasor di klang kendian tanya macik..errrr auntie , u got shrimp paste??

haaaaaaaaa? jawap macik tu

kendian mujurrrrrr lah ada kokesen lawat mesia sebagai tourist sebelah mamat tu kendian cakap kat macik tu..maksud dia macik ialah belacannn...


OOooooo belacaaaaaaaaann..cakap lah belacannn
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Post time 26-9-2012 02:19 AM | Show all posts
ajinomotonosuga posted on 26-9-2012 01:55 AM
umat melayu pangey belacan

umat kokesen pangey shrimp paste
kendian mujurrrrrr lah ada kokesen lawat mesia sebagai tourist sebelah mamat tu kendian cakap kat macik tu..maksud dia macik ialah belacannn...


OOooooo belacaaaaaaaaann..cakap lah belacannn
Nasib baik makcik tu tak kata; Celaka ko .... ko samakan aku dengan belacan ?
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Post time 26-9-2012 02:22 AM | Show all posts
Nazrulism posted on 26-9-2012 02:19 AM
Nasib baik makcik tu tak kata; Celaka ko .... ko samakan aku dengan belacan ?

kredit to dato LAT..katun lama tuuu tapi masih segar pengajaran nya esp today..untuk so called URBAN MALAYS

maklumlaaa aku pun BUDAK KAMPUNG hihihihi
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Post time 26-9-2012 02:27 AM | Show all posts
Maideen. posted on 26-9-2012 01:36 AM
Yang tu belom lah........

Kenapa tak mintak .... sibuk sangat ker pada Sun Day ?
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Post time 26-9-2012 02:41 AM | Show all posts
obelisk posted on 25-9-2012 11:56 AM
sila baca dengan teliti ye pencerahan berikut...
“Surely we have revealed it (the scripture) as an Arabic Qur’an (recitation) so that you (Arabs) may understand it,” (Qur’an 12:2).
another mistranslation yg digunakan oleh pak ereb selain dari q13:37,16:103, 20:113..yg mana ada ditulis utk kata kat orang lain betapa molianya bahasa depa.
Ayn-Ra-Ba = Clear/plain/distinct speech free from error/incorrectness
Lane Lexicon Vol 5 pp 276-280
Q12:2
Transliteration
Inna anzalnahu qur-ananAAarabiyyan laAAallakum taAAqiloon
Sahih International
Indeed, We have sent it down as an Arabic Qur'an that you might understand.

so q12:2 boleh dibaca sebagai "surely/indeed, we have revealed it as a clear recitation/guidance so that you might understand"

kalau dirujuk ttg kumpulan manusia, al qur'an gunakan prefix al, al-aʿrābu sebagai contoh q19:7.  tapi pak ereb pandai, bila kena kat benda2 yg tak elok depa spin cerita bagitau yg al-aʿrābu tu bermaksud orang badwi..

Q19:7
Transliteration
Al-aAArabu ashaddu kufran wanifaqanwaajdaru alla yaAAlamoo hudooda ma anzalaAllahu AAala rasoolihi wallahuAAaleemun hakeem
Sahih International
The bedouins are stronger in disbelief and hypocrisy and more likely not to know the limits of what [laws] Allah has revealed to His Messenger. And Allah is Knowing and Wise.
tiba2 aje kat q19:7 Al-aAArabu jadi kaum badwi, tapi bila AAarabiyyan selamba aje claim bahasa arab..
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Post time 26-9-2012 05:23 AM | Show all posts
polis :  ni lagu mana kena langgaq nih !!

driver : mana ala lagu? wa punye keleta ladio taler , keset pun taler..manaa adaa laaaguuu?
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Post time 26-9-2012 07:04 AM | Show all posts
M5 posted on 26-9-2012 01:52 AM
banyak la konan punya kesimpulan.  siap tuhan ganti orang lain la, nabi isa turun balik kat donia  ...

ada aku kesah ker dengan ko punya pandangan
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Post time 26-9-2012 07:08 AM | Show all posts
Bukankah Bible ni gabungan antara Torah dan New Testament?
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Post time 26-9-2012 07:21 AM | Show all posts
M5 posted on 26-9-2012 02:41 AM
another mistranslation yg digunakan oleh pak ereb selain dari q13:37,16:103, 20:113..yg mana ada d ...

mai mana pula ayat ni

The bedouins are stronger in disbelief and hypocrisy and more likely not to know the limits of what [laws] Allah has revealed to His Messenger. And Allah is Knowing and Wise
dari surah Maryam ayat 7?

ayat ni dr surah A-Taubah ayat 97, dan terjemahan yg lain

Orang-orang A'raab lebih keras kufurnya dan sikap munafiknya, dan sangatlah patut mereka tidak mengetahui batas-batas (dan hukum-hukum Syarak) yang diturunkan oleh Allah kepada RasulNya. Dan (ingatlah) Allah Maha Mengetahui, lagi Maha Bijaksana.
The Arabs of the desert are the worst in Unbelief and hypocrisy, and most fitted to be in ignorance of the command which Allah hath sent down to His Messenger. But Allah is All-knowing, All-Wise.
memang betullah diterjemah sebagai org2 Arab
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Post time 26-9-2012 07:24 AM | Show all posts
Al-A'rab ni merujuk kpd org Arab Badawi
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Post time 26-9-2012 08:38 AM | Show all posts
Changa posted on 26-9-2012 12:26 AM
Iya ustaz kamu adalah tuhan atau rasul. Maka percaya lah kata kata beliau sepenuh jiwa raga.

antara percaya kat ko dgn ustad aku, aku pilih percaya kat ustadz aku..
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Post time 26-9-2012 08:39 AM | Show all posts
ajinomotonosuga posted on 26-9-2012 01:55 AM
umat melayu pangey belacan

umat kokesen pangey shrimp paste

ada ke samakan nabi dgn analogi belacan. bodoh punya orang



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Post time 26-9-2012 08:56 AM | Show all posts
M5 posted on 26-9-2012 02:41 AM
another mistranslation yg digunakan oleh pak ereb selain dari q13:37,16:103, 20:113..yg mana ada d ...

Bak kata seorang ulamak tersohor di Malaya ni lah "Celako" betul ereb ni.."Celako celako celako"......
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Post time 26-9-2012 09:00 AM | Show all posts
M5 posted on 26-9-2012 01:52 AM
banyak la konan punya kesimpulan.  siap tuhan ganti orang lain la, nabi isa turun balik kat donia  ...

Dari mana datangnya?

Ostad cakap! Hahahahahahahaha
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