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JIZZZ... KLONG! KLONG! Bila Ko Worang Mengantuk...

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 Author| Post time 4-11-2019 12:21 AM | Show all posts

Errr...


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Ayaq ke ais...? Aku kompius...


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 Author| Post time 4-11-2019 12:23 AM | Show all posts

Laaa...

noraidil_06 replied at 3-11-2019 07:54 AM
Tidurlah. Heh! Tu pun nk tanye

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Kalau tak tanya mana mau tau... Minda suci...


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 Author| Post time 4-11-2019 12:24 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

fahdramli replied at 3-11-2019 07:55 AM
Penampaq muka sekali, kot2 jaga. Kalau tak jadi juga, saya amek mancis boh kat mata buat tongkat.

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Kalau guna pencungkel gigi tak boleh ke...?


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 Author| Post time 4-11-2019 12:26 AM | Show all posts

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missinpiece replied at 3-11-2019 08:01 AM
Tampar muka skali kalau tgh drive. Kalau xbleh sgt brenti tepi jalan tdo. Kalau tgh keje g toilet ba ...

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Tampar jer...? Kenapa tak tumbok...?


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 Author| Post time 4-11-2019 12:27 AM | Show all posts

Eh!

yuki812 replied at 3-11-2019 08:17 AM
tengok tempat..kalau kat office, main hp jap..nak chit chat ngn staff..payah skit.
kalau kat umah. ...

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Kalau maing talipong bukang lagi ngantok ka...?


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 Author| Post time 4-11-2019 12:30 AM | Show all posts

Hah! Hah! Hah!

Kurex replied at 3-11-2019 08:39 AM
Kalau mengantuk, masuk tido, tapi tak tido terus, main hp lagi.. Lepas tu terkejut , sebab kredit to ...

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Aku bagi siket sebagai tanda ganti simpati tu...


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 Author| Post time 4-11-2019 12:32 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

Orgkgdukobesi replied at 3-11-2019 08:47 AM
Bila ngantuk time drive, stop kejap tidur dalam 10 minit

Bila ngantuk tengok movie,  makan gula2  ...

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Bila nagntok taim ngantok pulak...?


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 Author| Post time 4-11-2019 12:35 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...


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Bantal yang bentok camne...?


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 Author| Post time 4-11-2019 12:35 AM | Show all posts

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makneng replied at 3-11-2019 09:14 AM
Bila ngantuk mak terus layan phone.. Boleh gitu?

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Layan hapa kat talipong tu...?


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 Author| Post time 4-11-2019 12:36 AM | Show all posts

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applenpuff replied at 3-11-2019 09:22 AM
Kalau kat ofc mengantuk, pegang file Pastu jalan2 acah2 bz

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Baper kali puseng...? Dapat hajah tak...?


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 Author| Post time 4-11-2019 12:37 AM | Show all posts

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PristineOne replied at 3-11-2019 09:24 AM
Bersenggama....baru nyenyak tido lagi

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Bersenggama tu hapa yer...? Sejenis kueh kah...?


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 Author| Post time 4-11-2019 12:38 AM | Show all posts

Errr...


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Kalau gigi bangun kena buat hapa...?


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Post time 4-11-2019 12:38 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand replied at 4-11-2019 12:21 AM
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Ayaq ke ais...? Aku kompius...

Air kosong berais
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 Author| Post time 4-11-2019 12:39 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...


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Pastu sapa makang ko...?


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 Author| Post time 4-11-2019 12:48 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...


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Kalau ais yang tak kosong hada inti hapa...? Aku dah makeng kompius...


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Post time 4-11-2019 05:38 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand replied at 4-11-2019 12:32 AM
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Bila nagntok taim ngantok pulak...?

Bila dah macam tu...cari port utk tidur le
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Post time 4-11-2019 05:59 AM | Show all posts
Tengok pukul brapa ngantuk nya ..

Kalau pukul 8 malam .. rasa ngantuk jer .. cepat-cepat off semua .. tutup mata .. bayang kan yang indah indah saja ..
terlebih pukul 10 malam .. tak tidur juga ... merana la nunggu sampai pukul 8 malam esok nya lagi ..

Kita jenis susah nak rasa ngantuk...

kadang rasa cemburu bila melihat orang senang ja tidur ..
letak kepala kat bantal.. terus tidur ..

Bila tak tidur semalaman ... walaupun rasa ngantuk siang nya .. tak kan dapat tidur ..
banyak kali cubaan memaksa diri tidur bila rasa ngantuk siang .. hanya akan memeningkan kepala
selalu nya .. bila rasa ngantuk siang hari ..
kita layan buat kraf .. layan game ..
porum tak layan ... sebab bila layan masa tu .. rasa nak telan telan orang ja






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Post time 4-11-2019 07:07 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand replied at 4-11-2019 12:26 AM
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Tampar jer...? Kenapa tak tumbok...?

Kalau tumbok akan berlaku kemalangan jiwa pulak
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Post time 4-11-2019 08:15 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand replied at 4-11-2019 12:20 AM
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Memalam pi cabut rumput...?

Mlm kalu.minum bru..
Tp kalau tkdak apa keje nak disiapkan segera, anak2 pun lena....saya pun lena...

Siang pun kdg ngantokk
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Post time 4-11-2019 09:31 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand replied at 4-11-2019 12:30 AM
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Aku bagi siket sebagai tanda ganti simpati tu...

Potong banyak, tapi ni je?  Oklah dari takde.. Huhu
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