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Hawk's Corner - Jokes and Romantic Stories n Quotations
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artificial limb
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb."
"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
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Hahaha.. another one from one anonymous...
Love is like a booger....
You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.. |
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Originally posted by holmes at 10-3-2007 11:23 AM
This is one of my favourite....
"When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.&qu ...
That's my favourite too, I have this version -
When one door closes, another door opens.
But we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door,
that we do not see the one which has opened for us. |
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Originally posted by holmes at 10-3-2007 11:26 AM
another one...ahaks!
Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."
- unknown writer.
htt ...
Hopefully you must always be in full control of yourself!
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A simple one:
Books to the ceiling
Books to the sky
My pile of books is a mile high
How I love them!How I need them!
I"ll have a long beard by tne time I read them
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Originally posted by holmes at 10-3-2007 11:54 AM
this is from my signature...
It takes years to build trust, and a few seconds to destroy it.
It only takes a few seconds to hurt people you love and it takes years to heal.
The worst ...
bulih ku ambil jadi my signature ni lengss? |
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Originally posted by miezarra_27 at 10-3-2007 11:47 AM
JUst to share...
I just broke up with someone
and the last thing she said to me was..
'You'll never find anyone like me again!'...
I'm thinking, 'I should hope not!
If I don't want you, ...
Good one! Bring it on my fren! |
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Originally posted by holmes at 10-3-2007 11:54 AM
this is from my signature...
It takes years to build trust, and a few seconds to destroy it.
It only takes a few seconds to hurt people you love and it takes years to heal.
The worst ...
An excellent quote kathy! Bring it on, all of it! Let's care, Let's share! Let's be happy! |
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Originally posted by masarju at 10-3-2007 12:15 PM
A simple one:
Books to the ceiling
Books to the sky
My pile of books is a mile high
How I love them!How I need them!
I"ll have a long beard by tne time I read them
Kalau perempuan bagaimana ya?  Bring it all on! Let's be happy!
[ Last edited by TheHawk at 10-3-2007 12:45 PM ] |
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Originally posted by chichi at 10-3-2007 12:15 PM
bulih ku ambil jadi my signature ni lengss?
A very nice one for your signature! I am sure kathy won't mind, kan "caring is sharing" |
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Nice stories u have there THE HAWK....keep contributing ...btw can i copy a few of the stories and paste at my blog? |
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A smile cost nothing but when it comes to service....means everything |
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This is one of my favourites!
One fine day two people are sitting on a park bench holding hands but sitting a distance apart. They didn't look at each other but each looked straight ahead . A teardrop falling down their cheeks. How sad it is to be in love but not able to share their lives together. Sacrifice that's what matters most. It is a gift in itself to know someone out there cares n loves you as much as you love them. |
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Develop a desire for goal, out of fire of desire comes success |
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****another one.....
He who has a thousands friends has not a friend to spare,
And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere
Ali ibn-Abi Talib(620AD-661A)
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Category: Negeri & Negara
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Post time 10-3-2007 11:54 AM
