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JIZZZ... KLONG! KLONG! Kawan Ko Worang Sebenarnya Musuh Dalam Selimut...

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 Author| Post time 31-12-2020 02:15 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

green~tea replied at 29-12-2020 02:16 PM
B.. takyah kawan terus der.. buat makhluk tu invisible sudeh... no need to confront pun, why waste e ...

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Jadi betollah kot hapa yang aku buat sekarang ni... Aku nak jer kawang ngan dia lagi tapi dia suh aku move ong... Kaweng pong tak jemput aku... Jadi aku move ong jer lar... Dia kontek pong rasa malas nak layan dah...


Jizzz... Klong! Klong!

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 Author| Post time 31-12-2020 02:16 AM | Show all posts

Hah! Hah! Hah!

siputpepel replied at 30-12-2020 11:09 AM
Menjauhkan diri selow selow sampai dia terlupa kewujudan kita

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Ko ni memang SIPUT kan...? Semer nak selow...


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Post time 31-12-2020 02:28 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Caranya dgn doa supaya hati kita tenang. Lepas tenang, tenaga negatif ittew automatically bertukar tenaga menjadi kuasa keabadian momentum yg sgt kuat lalu menghantam musuh dalam selimut ke planet zargus dikala hujan rintik2
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 Author| Post time 31-12-2020 02:41 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

Gingerly replied at 31-12-2020 02:28 AM
Caranya dgn doa supaya hati kita tenang. Lepas tenang, tenaga negatif ittew automatically bertukar t ...

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Kalau tengok citer Ultraman... Caj negatif terkumpol daripada semer worang boleh menyababkang raksasa tu wujud... Jadi semer manusia digalakkang berbaek baek...


Jizzz... Klong! Klong!

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Post time 31-12-2020 04:50 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kalau kawan uni or kerja A
Sbb kebarangkalian akan kena sama team assignment atau buat task together
Kalau kawan biasa B
Ghosting je..
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Post time 31-12-2020 06:40 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand replied at 31-12-2020 02:15 AM
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Jadi betollah kot hapa yang aku buat sekarang ni... Aku nak jer kawang ng ...

Oh, sedih sgt bunyi nya tu... you're good friend la esheng... take care
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Post time 31-12-2020 07:02 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand replied at 31-12-2020 01:45 AM
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Motip maseh stalk...?

Sbb aku nak padankan muke dia kalau dia ada alami ape2 musibah / kecelakaan!!

Hitam Kan hati aku. Sbb dia punca hati aku jadi hitam. Hikhik
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Post time 31-12-2020 07:28 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand replied at 31-12-2020 01:59 AM
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Jahatnya dia... Tu aku aku tolom tampal balek dah tu yang kawang tarak gu ...

movr ong dh lama dh cuman tgk tred ni trgt..tapi bgusla ang tolong tampal. manusia yg mengaku kesilapan itu lebih mulia dari para alim..namun jika dia masih sombong dan menyalahkan org lain maka neraka jahanamlah utk dia. wa. itu petikan dari cerita dlm drama. tq aceng..move ong tk move on jga tp whoever do me wrong they will suffer for rest of their life.
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Post time 31-12-2020 08:34 AM | Show all posts
AceHand replied at 31-12-2020 01:41 AM
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Sama macang aku buat kat ko sekarang...?

..eleh pastu pujuk2 jom la jom la pi pantai, abg drive kan
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Post time 31-12-2020 08:44 AM | Show all posts
green~tea replied at 29-12-2020 02:14 PM
Patut lah u menjauhi diri dari iolz.. k bai

oloh jangan la sedih, nah kopi secawan , juga jam satu:
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Post time 31-12-2020 11:03 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
rospinki replied at 31-12-2020 07:28 AM
movr ong dh lama dh cuman tgk tred ni trgt..tapi bgusla ang tolong tampal. manusia yg mengaku kesi ...

Aamiiin... iols tolong aminkan
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Post time 31-12-2020 12:20 PM | Show all posts
AceHand replied at 31-12-2020 01:54 AM
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Boleh tahang eh tengok muka dia lagi walau rasa nak bagi penampar jer...? ...

not my level la nak lempang2...
akak flip hair sajok...
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Post time 31-12-2020 03:28 PM | Show all posts
green~tea replied at 31-12-2020 11:03 AM
Aamiiin... iols tolong aminkan

terima kasih di atas aminnya
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Post time 1-1-2021 11:27 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand replied at 31-12-2020 01:51 AM
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Kemana...?

Yakan. Nak lari pun jumpa juga. Mcm tu kena Limitkan contact dgn dia.
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 Author| Post time 2-1-2021 03:11 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

lattehazelnut replied at 31-12-2020 04:50 AM
Kalau kawan uni or kerja A
Sbb kebarangkalian akan kena sama team assignment atau buat task togeth ...

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Kalau dia ahli keluarga...?


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 Author| Post time 2-1-2021 03:16 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

green~tea replied at 31-12-2020 06:40 AM
Oh, sedih sgt bunyi nya tu... you're good friend la esheng... take care

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Aku siap beli hadiah lagi kat kawang aku tu... Tunggu nak bagi masa jumpa... Bertahong jugak lar simpang... Bila ajak jumpa hada jer alasang tak sudi... Sanggop lagi bersusah payah nak gi Pahang hntar tapi tak sudi jugak... Last sekali aku dah pedap dan tak yakeng lagi... Aku hadiahkang hadiah tu kat kawang aku yang laing jer lar...


Jizzz... Klong! Klong!

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 Author| Post time 2-1-2021 03:17 AM | Show all posts

Ish!

asma87 replied at 31-12-2020 07:02 AM
Sbb aku nak padankan muke dia kalau dia ada alami ape2 musibah / kecelakaan!!

Hitam Kan hati a ...

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Sebenarnya sapa yang jahat ni...? Hah! Hah! Hah!


Jizzz... Klong! Klong!

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 Author| Post time 2-1-2021 03:18 AM | Show all posts

Wow...

rospinki replied at 31-12-2020 07:28 AM
movr ong dh lama dh cuman tgk tred ni trgt..tapi bgusla ang tolong tampal. manusia yg mengaku kesi ...

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Ni macang dendam selamanya ni...


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 Author| Post time 2-1-2021 03:18 AM | Show all posts

Eh!

ipes2 replied at 31-12-2020 08:34 AM
..eleh pastu pujuk2 jom la jom la pi pantai, abg drive kan

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Kalau kat naked beach hapa salahnya...?


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 Author| Post time 2-1-2021 03:19 AM | Show all posts

Eh!

figurae replied at 31-12-2020 12:20 PM
not my level la nak lempang2...
akak flip hair sajok...

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Kalau botak nak flip hair camne...?


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