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Author: elle1011

Sblm & slps kawin

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Post time 15-11-2007 03:22 PM | Show all posts
sebelum kahwin minum starbucks
selepas kahwin kedai mamak jerk
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Post time 15-11-2007 03:22 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by tina^^ at 15-11-2007 12:44 PM
sebelum kawin - aper aku nak makan, pakwe belikan kat kedai

selepas kawin- aper aku nak makan, laki tolong masakkan


wahh..untung ah ko tina. .ada org tolong masakkan..
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Post time 15-11-2007 03:22 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by tina^^ at 15-11-2007 12:44 PM
sebelum kawin - aper aku nak makan, pakwe belikan kat kedai

selepas kawin- aper aku nak makan, laki tolong masakkan

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Post time 15-11-2007 03:27 PM | Show all posts
sebelum menikah, kurang layan.. dah menikah layaaaann... heheh


tu laaa.. org kata sebelum kahwin semua kekurangan kita tak nampak, bila dah dok sebumbung baru nampak kekurangan pasangan kita.  Jadi masa tu kita kena redha, terima dia seadanya.
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Post time 15-11-2007 03:34 PM | Show all posts
Sebelum kahwin save nama dlm handphone "Yangkali"(Sayang Sekali)

Selepas kahwin save nama dlm handphone pakai nama aje...Kalau tengah perang besar pernah dia save "Lahabau"
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Post time 15-11-2007 03:42 PM | Show all posts
sebelum kawin.. - kurus
selepas kawin.. - tak lagi kurus..huhu..
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Post time 15-11-2007 03:44 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by putubambu at 15-11-2007 03:42 PM
sebelum kawin.. - kurus
selepas kawin.. - tak lagi kurus..huhu..


aku terbalik

sebelum kahwin- montel!
lepas kahwin - kurus sebab makan ati

ahaksssssssss
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Post time 15-11-2007 03:46 PM | Show all posts
sebelum kahwin sopan santun........
lepas kahwin dah jadi tarzannnnnnnnnnn
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Post time 15-11-2007 03:57 PM | Show all posts
warna bru 8 bulan bergelar isteri..

MERAJUK
sblum kawin : pujuk2 dlm sms je..
slps kawin : pujuk smbil peluk cium

DUIT
sblum kawin :  dia suka blanje kte.. tp baju x penah beli.. pantang bg dia. Hadiah ada la bg.. hehe
slps kawin : laaagi suka blanja. kdg2 bg duit blanja dapur lebih dr biasa. slalu beli baju/brg kt kte.. bestnya

BIRTHDAY
sblum kawin :  kul 12 tgh mlm dh wish/call kte.  dia bg bunga byk kuntum esoknya tu..
slps kawin : wish birthday pagi kul 7. Dia kasi nota "Happy birthday isteriku sayang"... bunga x de thun ni

CARING
sblum kawin : caring betui. semut/kerengga kt tanah pun dia nmpak. x kasi pijak, takut kene gigit...
slps kawin : laaagi la caring. luka skit dh risau mcm kena tembak . sayang abg
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 Author| Post time 15-11-2007 04:14 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by SleepyFish at 15-11-2007 15:20
kalau ikut standard moral penghuni FD

sebelum kawen- tak leh sex
lepas kawen  - baru boleh

Ahakssssss


Wah ko!!
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Post time 15-11-2007 04:30 PM | Show all posts
before kawin....x de duit sngt

after kawin..bnyk la jugak..rezeki kawin..hehhehehehe

before kawin..tgk sket je dah geram....

after kawin..geram gak..but bole dicontrol...
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Post time 15-11-2007 04:34 PM | Show all posts

Reply #51 elle1011's post

bukan camtu ke?? aku cuma base on apa yg majority kat sini post

sekian
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Post time 15-11-2007 04:43 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Cajole at 15-11-2007 03:34 PM
Sebelum kahwin save nama dlm handphone "Yangkali"(Sayang Sekali)

Selepas kahwin save nama dlm handphone pakai nama aje...Kalau tengah perang besar pernah dia save "Lahabau"


wah dahsyat ko
aku biasa taruk abang sayang..kalo aku sakit hati sgt ngan dia aku taruk abang bucuk..tp make sure jgn sampai dia tgk..bila dia ada dekat aku tukar balik lah..sblm kawen aku taruk abg zul ajerk..
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Post time 15-11-2007 04:50 PM | Show all posts
patut taruk belum kawin..dlm tempoh 2 tahun kawin..dlm tempoh lepas 5 tahun kawin..
ada beza tau!
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Post time 15-11-2007 05:06 PM | Show all posts
ye aku setuju ngan lily

dia kalo sebelum kawen ngan memula kawen --- sama je situasi dia
bagi time bila da ada anak 2-3, haa time tu baru jawap
time tu baru kenal sapa tarzan sapa resaksa hudoh sapa kedekut taik idung masin
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 Author| Post time 15-11-2007 05:10 PM | Show all posts
Before kawin = mkn pun sket.Konon kontrol ayu
After kawin = x cukup 1 pinggan.Mana xnyer bdn naik

Before kawin = Kentut pun kontrol
After kawin = Bbakul2 dgr bunyi kentut
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Post time 15-11-2007 05:16 PM | Show all posts
before kahwin - betul ke you nak kahwin dgn i?
after kahwin - eh eh tak sangka dah 4 tahun kita kahwin

tak percaya yg i akan kahwin dgn dia.. n tak percaya dah 4 tahun bersama.. time flies mcm tu je kan.
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Post time 15-11-2007 05:18 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Lily_Savage at 15-11-2007 04:50 PM
patut taruk belum kawin..dlm tempoh 2 tahun kawin..dlm tempoh lepas 5 tahun kawin..
ada beza tau!


samaaaaaaaaaaa jekk..taruk pe pun..kawin ni membosankan

masa anak dara dia vog..dah kawin dia bu roq
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Post time 15-11-2007 05:34 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by ajinomotonosuga at 15-11-2007 05:18 PM

samaaaaaaaaaaa jekk..taruk pe pun..kawin ni membosankan

masa anak dara dia vog..dah kawin dia bu roq


heppp!!Masa anak dara vog...dah kawin superb vog gittewwww
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Post time 15-11-2007 05:42 PM | Show all posts
sblm kawin, susah nya nak kasi adiah utk besday kat aku.
lepas kawin aku mintak adiah besday aku .
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