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JIZZZ... KLONG! KLONG! Kawan Ko Worang Sebenarnya Musuh Dalam Selimut...

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 Author| Post time 2-1-2021 03:21 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

dusunmind replied at 1-1-2021 11:27 AM
Yakan. Nak lari pun jumpa juga. Mcm tu kena Limitkan contact dgn dia.

[AceHand SPECTaceLAR]

Kalau camtu kenapa tak bagitau jer mintak putus tunang...?


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Post time 2-1-2021 03:34 AM | Show all posts
AceHand replied at 2-1-2021 03:18 AM
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Kalau kat naked beach hapa salahnya...?

hi hi sy gi naked beach tgk2 ramai je yg duit syiling kat bontot etc

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Post time 2-1-2021 08:12 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
ipes2 replied at 2-1-2021 03:34 AM
hi hi sy gi naked beach tgk2 ramai je yg duit syiling kat bontot etc

Tinggi nya ayat tu.. apa maksud duit syiling kat bontot? Tak buat IPL brazillian ke
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Post time 2-1-2021 08:38 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Jawapan A

Buat xtau je..maafkan je sbb kesianla..mesti pangai gitu sbb insecure. Kita react dgn menjadi manusia lebih baik...

if xnak jd manusia jadi hantu jahat eh tikam belakang...baik main dam tikam tu
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Post time 2-1-2021 01:55 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand replied at 2-1-2021 03:16 AM
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Aku siap beli hadiah lagi kat kawang aku tu... Tunggu nak bagi masa jumpa ...

Dia pun tak jemput i... uhuk uhuk uhuk
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Post time 2-1-2021 02:23 PM | Show all posts
AceHand replied at 2-1-2021 03:18 AM
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Ni macang dendam selamanya ni...

dendam tersemat satu niat utk melakukan pembalasan balik..bukan. mcm sumpahan la..makan diri smpi abang jamil mapus.
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Post time 3-1-2021 04:01 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
green~tea replied at 31-12-2020 06:40 AM
Oh, sedih sgt bunyi nya tu... you're good friend la esheng... take care

Tlg ckp org tu, kwn dia kt Pahang kirim salam. Kwn dia skrg bz main tiktok dgn anak2 kucing dia.

Dia ckp dia sentiasa kenang memori makan tongkeng ayam kt perak tu (yucks)& masih teringat2 betapa lamanye org tu pilih CD lagu2 utk org kertu mcm dia. Hello who in the world still listen to cd la bro.

Anyway tq sbb bg kwn Pahang awk dengar lagu yg sama dr Ipoh sampai ke s. Alam. All those journey x mgkn dpt diulang lg. But u have that special place in her memory. Like 'tonkeng ayam', nobody ever force her to eat that!
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Post time 3-1-2021 07:01 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
MrsVeneer replied at 3-1-2021 04:01 PM
Tlg ckp org tu, kwn dia kt Pahang kirim salam. Kwn dia skrg bz main tiktok dgn anak2 kucing dia.
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Tongkeng ayam goreng ke sate ke? I would eat it hahahahha... sedap je tp kena beringat sbb lemak byk nnti kena workout byk2
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Post time 3-1-2021 07:42 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
green~tea replied at 3-1-2021 07:01 PM
Tongkeng ayam goreng ke sate ke? I would eat it hahahahha... sedap je tp kena beringat sbb lemak b ...

Sate rasenye. Sedap je, tp I cant bring myself to eat it again.
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Post time 3-1-2021 10:11 PM | Show all posts
green~tea replied at 2-1-2021 08:12 AM
Tinggi nya ayat tu.. apa maksud duit syiling kat bontot? Tak buat IPL brazillian ke

ala scar2 gituh la
bisul masa kecik agaknya
wat bz wax tu utk cabut bulu je
tak cabut scar
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 Author| Post time 6-1-2021 02:13 AM | Show all posts

Eh!

ipes2 replied at 2-1-2021 03:34 AM
hi hi sy gi naked beach tgk2 ramai je yg duit syiling kat bontot etc

[AceHand SPECTaceLAR]

Syiling jer...? Kedekotnya...!


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 Author| Post time 6-1-2021 02:15 AM | Show all posts

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adila39 replied at 2-1-2021 08:38 AM
Jawapan A

Buat xtau je..maafkan je sbb kesianla..mesti pangai gitu sbb insecure. Kita react dgn m ...

[AceHand SPECTaceLAR]

Mampu ke nak maafkang worang yang zolim...?


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 Author| Post time 6-1-2021 02:17 AM | Show all posts

Haaa...

green~tea replied at 2-1-2021 01:55 PM
Dia pun tak jemput i... uhuk uhuk uhuk

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Sapa jer lar kawang yang dia jemput tu... Macang dia tak pernah kawang ngan sesapa pong...


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 Author| Post time 6-1-2021 02:18 AM | Show all posts

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rospinki replied at 2-1-2021 02:23 PM
dendam tersemat satu niat utk melakukan pembalasan balik..bukan. mcm sumpahan la..makan diri smpi  ...

[AceHand SPECTaceLAR]

Jadi... Camne penyelesaiangnya...?


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Post time 6-1-2021 04:21 AM | Show all posts
AceHand replied at 6-1-2021 02:13 AM
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Syiling jer...? Kedekotnya...!

eh besar.. ada yg 3 amah la etc
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Post time 6-1-2021 10:10 AM | Show all posts
Edited by adila39 at 6-1-2021 10:12 AM
AceHand replied at 6-1-2021 02:15 AM
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Mampu ke nak maafkang worang yang zolim...?

i change my mind, i will curse them and rotten in hell. Apa, ingat boleh maaf maaf gitu je ke.
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 Author| Post time 9-1-2021 02:04 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

ipes2 replied at 6-1-2021 04:21 AM
eh besar.. ada yg 3 amah la etc

[AceHand SPECTaceLAR]

Amah Indonesia atau India...?


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 Author| Post time 9-1-2021 02:06 AM | Show all posts

Hoih...!

adila39 replied at 6-1-2021 10:10 AM
i change my mind, i will curse them and rotten in hell. Apa, ingat boleh maaf maaf gitu je ke.

[AceHand SPECTaceLAR]

Hapa ni...? Burok siku...!


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Post time 10-1-2021 08:04 AM | Show all posts
AceHand replied at 9-1-2021 02:04 AM
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Amah Indonesia atau India...?

tiga amas! seriyal stengoh!
amah semua dari india, mana ada dari india
awak bawa amah haram ke
dari vietnam etc tu
nak satu
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 Author| Post time 16-1-2021 02:21 AM | Show all posts

Eh!

ipes2 replied at 10-1-2021 08:04 AM
tiga amas! seriyal stengoh!
amah semua dari india, mana ada dari india
awak bawa amah haram ke
...

[AceHand SPECTaceLAR]

Kalau nak bayar lar...!


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