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experience ke 'cucuk'

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Post time 6-6-2008 05:54 PM | Show all posts

Reply #69 bettyboops's post

bet, i suka cucuk2 pinggang je
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Post time 6-6-2008 06:22 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by cikguranggi at 6-6-2008 03:29 PM
dia depan ko ke......wajib le keta depan kena...blkg mmg lepas..........

mcm aku kena dulu......org blkg cucuk2 aku...aku panas bawak 100kmh....roadblok polis tahan aku...org blkg lepas......
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yup.. dia depan aku.. sbl tu dia cocok2 aku, pastu saje bagi dia take over, pastu aku lak dok cocok muntut blakang kete dia sepanjang mahameru tu.. hehehehee.. padan muko dio!! blagak nak mampus!! .. hehehehee....
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 Author| Post time 9-6-2008 10:57 AM | Show all posts
semalam kereta aku pulak kena calar parking kat tasik permaisuri.

nie lagik sorang celaka aku doakan mampus la ko dlm masa terdekat:@
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Post time 9-6-2008 05:42 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by meela at 6-6-2008 05:43 PM
wakakakkaak....aku slalu buat macam ko...bila aku kena cucuk...aku main2 lampu brek....

wakakkakkaka seronot nyeeeee....


ko main2 lampu brek (ko tekan pedal brek ke)
y aku slalu dok imagine.. tekan buton bia lampu brek menyala abis (pdahal x tekan pedal brek).
soo keta y cucuk akan tekejot brek. tp pdahal aku speed makin jauh dr die. wkakaka.
cuma y x besnye aku dok bayang org lain lak y kene langgar. hee
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Post time 9-6-2008 06:20 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by kazaraf at 6-6-2008 04:07 PM
aku nk modified ar lampu brek aku. supaya leh mnyala time bile2 y aku nak. tekan buton ke..
(tanpa tekan brek - utk aku nyalakan bg kes2 keta y suke cucuk neh).


Lampu brek apa kelassss.......jgn mare........

aku plak -->tingin nak modify wat cam Electronic announcement ( electronic Board -Itis ) tu....so..bila ada org nak cucuk aku...aku kasik tulis :

" Oiii Beruk...apa cucuk2..."

takpun...

Oiiii Samdul...lu nak mampus ke????dah lama Idup..... "

dan mcm2 lagi....
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Post time 9-6-2008 10:14 PM | Show all posts

Reply #85 medangmru's post

lagi bes kalo cmni.. leh aku order satu
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Post time 10-6-2008 06:27 AM | Show all posts
Salam,

sian lori ayam tu...
dia tgh buhsan...asyik bawak "ayam" jeee...tp tak dpt mengurat "ayam"

soo tuk mengelakkan dari kebuhsanan...dia saje jee je laaa chuchukssss keta lain...

dah tau di cucuk...

1) sama ada bawak betul2 laju...tinggalkan dia...mcm diaorg kata 2-3 bandar !
2) mase di cucuk tu...slow kan lg keta anda...tgk sampai tahap mana dia nak cucuk...
3) masih cucuk lagi walaupun dah slow...duk lane kiri plak...bawak lg slow...kita main ujian ketabahan plak...how slow can you go...
4) still dia cucuk lg...koo berenti jee laaa kat lane emergency...kasi dia jalan dulu...

meow_tompok nie laki ke pompuan ???
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Post time 10-6-2008 10:18 AM | Show all posts
keta mahal2 jarang nak cucuk org...
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Post time 10-6-2008 01:32 PM | Show all posts
aku ada tips menggelakkan dari kena cucuk kereta

1. kalau orang cucuk anda, maintain tekan minyak, kaki kiri tekan brek sedikit kasi lampu brek menyala. setiap kali dia cucuk, buat macam tu. gerenti dia tak berani dah nak cucuk.

2. kalau no 1 tak berkesan, tekan brek mengejut sampai kereta belakang dah nak langgar anda. itu mesti terkejut beruk.

3. kalau tak berkesan gak, bawa kereta paling slow. kalau masa tu bawa dalam 80 -90 km, bawa slow sampai 20km-30 km. mesti dia menyampah nak follow.

4. kalau masih tek berkesan, berhentikan kereta dengan mengejut, biar kereta orang langgar pas boleh cerita kat balai. baru pada padan muka korang berdua. hehehee

TQ
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Post time 10-6-2008 01:38 PM | Show all posts
tapi yg aku syok buat bila ada orang cucuk, aku akan main brek pas tu kalau dia potong aku, aku kejar dia dan potong kete dia dan bawa kereta depan dia dan bawa slow giler sampai nak berhenti. kalu dia potong, aku blockkan jalan sebab aku sakit hati.
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Post time 10-6-2008 01:40 PM | Show all posts
kekadang yang cucuk nie woman drivers pun ada gak...

sbb mungkin bila first time dia cucuk, orang depan akan ketepi...  then they will get used to it tanpa pikirkan keselamatan...  u know "women"...

believe me.. ive seen couple of cases..
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Post time 10-6-2008 01:52 PM | Show all posts
sebenarnyer cucuk ni ajak racing ke atau saje ske2
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Post time 10-6-2008 02:26 PM | Show all posts
aku kalau orang cucuk...aku buat tak tahu saja....lantak laa nak cucuk kaa apa kaa...aku maintain...drive....
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Post time 10-6-2008 02:28 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by norizku at 10-6-2008 01:38 PM
tapi yg aku syok buat bila ada orang cucuk, aku akan main brek pas tu kalau dia potong aku, aku kejar dia dan potong kete dia dan bawa kereta depan dia dan bawa slow giler sampai nak berhenti. ka ...


perghhhhhhhhhhh....nakal gak ko yek....ni stail mafia Kg Dusun ni.........
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Post time 10-6-2008 02:29 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by True-X at 10-6-2008 01:52 PM
sebenarnyer cucuk ni ajak racing ke atau saje ske2


tgk pada si pencucuk la......
selalunya ajak racing.....nak test drive kuasa turbo tahap 9 kete dia.....kalau si kene cucuk ada respon...lg bagus...leh test kete saper lebih power....

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Post time 10-6-2008 02:37 PM | Show all posts

Reply #95 medangmru's post

moto ko x pernah kena cucuk ke med..?
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Post time 10-6-2008 02:42 PM | Show all posts

Reply #96 d34n's post

hahahahaha......aku pernah citer dulu....masa tu baru je lepas pantang.......bebudak rempit expai siap nak main tendang2 muto aku........apa lagi,....140-150 aku besit....yelah...aku brani arr sbb expai...kalau rxZ ke...125Z ke...aku main senyum2 je la...
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Post time 10-6-2008 02:55 PM | Show all posts

Reply #95 medangmru's post

kl pakai kelisa... rasenyer tak der saper nak cucuk kan...
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Post time 10-6-2008 02:57 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by True-X at 10-6-2008 02:55 PM
kl pakai kelisa... rasenyer tak der saper nak cucuk kan...


aku kalau pompuan naik keta..aku tak cucuk..aku lambai ajer.....
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Post time 10-6-2008 02:58 PM | Show all posts

Reply #97 medangmru's post

huishhhh...
ganas toll... siap nak main tendang2 tuh..
apsal ko x flying kick je skali bebudak rempit tu..
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