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berlaku lepas solat jumaat lepas

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Post time 13-3-2017 03:22 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts |Read mode
dlaam pukul 2.00 ptg lepas solat ramai.l lepak kat laman luar masjid baring baring golek golek ada yg tido berdengkor. so aku pun ngantuk join la sebantal. dalam otak set "korang bangun aku bangun la"

tgh tido (takde kipas mmg panas time tu)
tetiba terbangun aku toleh kiri toleh kanan eh semua dah xde. tinggal aku sorang WTF. aku check parking tinggal binatang tunggangan aku sahaja.
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Post time 13-3-2017 03:33 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Haram x paham.. :zz
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Post time 13-3-2017 03:44 PM | Show all posts
Ditinggalkan rakan sepasukan?
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Post time 13-3-2017 03:49 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Tdo tergolek kt lua tu sengsorang .
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Post time 13-3-2017 04:03 PM | Show all posts
lawak ape ni..tak paham
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Post time 13-3-2017 04:25 PM | Show all posts
lawak keerrr
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Post time 13-3-2017 04:30 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
..malu la tu..hehe..da penat,tido jela.x slh pon.
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 Author| Post time 13-3-2017 05:59 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
MistrezHermanaz replied at 13-3-2017 08:25 AM
lawak keerrr

pernah tak tumpang tido kat kaki masjid atau surau selepas zuhur? siap beg.?
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 Author| Post time 13-3-2017 06:02 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
missinpiece replied at 13-3-2017 07:49 AM
Tdo tergolek kt lua tu sengsorang .

so far belum ada JKM datang tangkkap aku lagi. ingat aku gelandangan  
ko bayangkan tido ada berdengkur. ada yang jenis terlentang.   sekali bangun semua hilang
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Post time 13-3-2017 06:09 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Penat sgt la tuu..
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Post time 13-3-2017 06:24 PM | Show all posts
Okeyh cerita yang ini aku tak gelak. Aku lebih suka cerita amoi tadi.
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Post time 13-3-2017 07:29 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
gigahertz replied at 13-3-2017 05:59 PM
pernah tak tumpang tido kat kaki masjid atau surau selepas zuhur?  siap beg.?

X pernah...tido dlm surau masa kuliah subuh dulu2 pernah la kikikiki
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Post time 13-3-2017 07:56 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Iolls bg setengah bintang jah utk lawak yg ni. Sbb iolls berdekah sikit mcm kah bukan kahkahkah
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Post time 14-3-2017 11:24 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Lawak fresh ni...walaupun berlaku Jumaat lepas

Aku selalu terbayang kalau terlelap time kerja, bangun lagi esok pagi time orang masuk ofis... Naya ooo
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Post time 14-3-2017 12:33 PM | Show all posts

usu mudah terhibur...jg yg ni usu gelak..hihihihi...sian TT bangun2 takda org dah...
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Post time 14-3-2017 01:08 PM | Show all posts
baca sekali lagi... bolehlah gelak sikit
tapi ada satu soalan, kenapa tidur di luar?
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 Author| Post time 14-3-2017 02:27 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
NekNgah replied at 14-3-2017 05:08 AM
baca sekali lagi... bolehlah gelak sikit
tapi ada satu soalan, kenapa tidur di luar?

mana mana masjid atau surau tidak benarkan tido di dewan solat.
masjid surau sekarang dah moden. ada aircon. ada kipas gergasi. ada peti besi

ada CCTV. ada jugak yang break rules. tido berjemaah kat dewan smbil on aircon.tapi lampu tutup
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Post time 14-3-2017 02:53 PM | Show all posts
gigahertz replied at 14-3-2017 02:27 PM
mana mana masjid atau surau tidak benarkan tido di dewan solat.
masjid surau sekarang dah moden. ...

ok, nenek dah faham... ialah nenek kan perempuan, tak pernahlah lagi beriktikaf kat masjid kecuali Masjidil Haram & Masjid Nabawi.
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Post time 15-3-2017 08:17 PM | Show all posts
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Post time 15-3-2017 11:53 PM | Show all posts
cuba lagi. nora xde bintang nk bagi
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