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Author: Kurex

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Post time 21-6-2019 05:54 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Edited by umbut at 21-6-2019 05:55 PM

X paham aku. Org yg sembahyang cukup tapi perangai tetap busuk..

Ni berdasarkan tt cerita org3 masjid.. emmm
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Post time 21-6-2019 05:56 PM | Show all posts
Kurex replied at 21-6-2019 05:29 PM
Baju merah tu yg ketuk...aku nampak la.. Sebab betul2 depan aku. Dia pun siap nak ketuk kepala aku ...

ooo.. ok.. baru faham
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 Author| Post time 21-6-2019 05:58 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
umbut replied at 21-6-2019 05:54 PM
X paham aku. Org yg sembahyang cukup tapi perangai tetap busuk..

Ni berdasarkan tt cerita org3 m ...

Yg tak cukup kepekatan dahi dia.  Nak lagi pekat kepekatan 2 titik tu
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Post time 21-6-2019 06:01 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Tah la. Tak paham tul aku. Tang org lalu lalang tu jugak kau nak solat sunat, tak pun tggu bagi org reda dulu kot ya kau xnak ubah tempat.
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 Author| Post time 21-6-2019 06:03 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
VitchyPinkVitch replied at 21-6-2019 06:01 PM
Tah la. Tak paham tul aku. Tang org lalu lalang tu jugak kau nak solat sunat, tak pun tggu bagi org  ...

Kenalah dekat ramai orang, baru orang nampak
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Post time 21-6-2019 06:08 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kurex replied at 21-6-2019 06:03 PM
Kenalah dekat ramai orang, baru orang nampak

Ohhh gittew konsepnye ye... dah gemuk, berbaju merah pun masih takut org xnmpk lg yer
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 Author| Post time 21-6-2019 06:10 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
VitchyPinkVitch replied at 21-6-2019 06:08 PM
Ohhh gittew konsepnye ye... dah gemuk, berbaju merah pun masih takut org xnmpk lg yer

Kalau nampak tak cukup, biar orang puji dia kuat2..
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Post time 21-6-2019 06:31 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kurex replied at 21-6-2019 06:10 PM
Kalau nampak tak cukup, biar orang puji dia kuat2..

Yes yes yes, zaman skg ni semua benda nak di puji2.
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Post time 21-6-2019 06:41 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Org gemuk mmg pemalas dn menyusahkn, kuat makan, keje malas, solat sunat tu nk org puji dia
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Post time 21-6-2019 06:51 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kurex replied at 21-6-2019 05:29 PM
Baju merah tu yg ketuk...aku nampak la.. Sebab betul2 depan aku. Dia pun siap nak ketuk kepala aku ...

Hang pun dia ingat budak kecik ke nak ketok2. Ke hang mmg kecik?
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Post time 21-6-2019 06:55 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
TT bbnu ke.. berani dia nak ketuk tt
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 Author| Post time 21-6-2019 06:58 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
sfrnna replied at 21-6-2019 06:51 PM
Hang pun dia ingat budak kecik ke nak ketok2. Ke hang mmg kecik?

Badan aku kecik, tu sebab dia ingat aku geng budak ni
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 Author| Post time 21-6-2019 06:59 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
umbut replied at 21-6-2019 06:55 PM
TT bbnu ke.. berani dia nak ketuk tt

Tak la.. Aku 29, cuma badan aku ni rendang, ala.. Tinggi si celaka ni je. Beza celaka ni dgn aku dia gemuk
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Post time 21-6-2019 07:08 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Budak tu buat apa kat gemuk bangang baju merah tu time rukuk?
Aku paling tak suka orang solat sunat kat laluan orang terutama lepas jumaat..  
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 Author| Post time 21-6-2019 07:11 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
imransulaiman replied at 21-6-2019 07:08 PM
Budak tu buat apa kat gemuk bangang baju merah tu time rukuk?
Aku paling tak suka orang solat suna ...

Dia tolak pakcik ni.
Kan.. Dan2 masa tu jugak nak solat sunat. Lagi2 dekat jalan utama macam celaka ni. Jalan utk orang ke rak kasut, jalan orang nak keluar, jalan orng nak turun tangga si celaka ni solat sunat
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Post time 21-6-2019 07:19 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Gemuk itu bencana.
Tengok la,  nak duduk antara 2 sujud pun payah.
Lebat lemak kat punggung, peha & betis.
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Post time 21-6-2019 08:58 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Astaga. Dah kenapa? Perangai cam cibibaifai ni????
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Post time 21-6-2019 09:00 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kurex replied at 21-6-2019 05:29 PM
Baju merah tu yg ketuk...aku nampak la.. Sebab betul2 depan aku. Dia pun siap nak ketuk kepala aku ...

Kenapa dia nak ketuk kepala you.  Ko tendang je bontot dia.
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Post time 21-6-2019 09:02 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kurex replied at 21-6-2019 07:11 PM
Dia tolak pakcik ni.
Kan.. Dan2 masa tu jugak nak solat sunat. Lagi2 dekat jalan utama macam cela ...

Budak tu tolak tak kena balik ke? Kalau aku jatuhkan diri kepit badan dia yg gemuk pastu aku spin biar dia jatuh kat situ.
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Post time 21-6-2019 09:03 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Eh kalau aku lah. Aku lalu tumitkan jari jari dia tu. Baru tahu erti penyesalan. Nak beribadah pun perangai cibai tak boleh tinggal.
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