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Ketua Kampung Yang Bijak

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Post time 28-11-2020 12:01 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts |Read mode
*Ketua Kampung Yang Bijak*

Di sebuah jalan kampung yang padat, Ketua Kampung memasang papan tanda  sebagai peringatan;

"AWAS PERLAHAN,
RAMAI PEJALAN KAKI..!"

Pemandu kenderaan masih tetap laju. Papan Tanda  tersebut tidak dipatuhi pemandu. Ketua Kampung pun membuat papan tanda  yang baru:

"AWAS PERLAHAN,
RAMAI KANAK-KANAK MELINTAS..!"

Papan Tanda  itu pun tidak juga dipatuhi.Namun Ketua Kampung tidak kurang akal. Dipasang nya lagi Papan Tanda baru dengan tulisan:

"PERLAHAN, RAMAI PEREMPUAN SEDANG MANDI..!"

Ternyata...
Semenjak dari hari itu, tiada lagi kereta yang di pandu laju... Rata semua pemandu akan menoleh ke kiri dan ke kanan. Malah ada kereta  yang begerak hanya 40 km/jam hingga  5 km/jam...


Moral of the story.
SETIAP MASALAH PASTI ADA JALAN PENYELESAIAN. Jangan berhenti mencari cara penyelesaian.. Jangan Emosi. Never Let The Situation Control You. You Control The Situation. Don't Panic...!

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Post time 28-11-2020 12:34 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Zaman 80an mungkin betul.masih banyak perigi luar rumah yang dinding pelepah kelapa,terutama kelantan dan tganu.
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Post time 28-11-2020 03:14 PM | Show all posts
Hahahahahahah! Tak guna betul!
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Post time 2-12-2020 11:23 AM | Show all posts
hahahahaha
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Post time 4-12-2020 01:22 PM | Show all posts
"Kalau nak mati awal, pandulah laju-laju"
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Post time 4-12-2020 01:49 PM | Show all posts
hahahaa sebut psl perempuan jer sanggup tu perlahan kan kereta.kelakar
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Post time 4-12-2020 08:55 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahaha i likeee...otak geliga ketua kampung ni
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Post time 4-12-2020 11:32 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
tp mcm mana pulak dgn driver wanita yg lalu jalan tu ? jenis cat dinding ke
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Post time 6-12-2020 08:11 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Bijak bijak
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Post time 9-12-2020 05:54 PM | Show all posts
ketua kampung tu boleh jadi menteri




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Post time 11-12-2020 08:25 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Genius hahahahahah
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