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 Author| Post time 18-10-2012 08:30 PM | Show all posts

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 Author| Post time 18-10-2012 08:32 PM | Show all posts
DOAKAN AKU UMUR PANJANG,SIHAT FIZIKAL WAL MENTAL....

SEJAK KELUAR SPITAL,KESIHATAN AKU AGAK TERGANGGU SBB AKU X IKUT CAKAP DOKTOR!

DOKTOR MINTA AKU BANYAK REHAT,AKU MASIH KURANG TIDO...

DOKTOR MINTA JAGA PEMAKANAN,KADANG2 AKU LUPA MAKAN TENGAHARI....

JUMPA LAGI KAWAN2...........................
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Post time 18-10-2012 10:34 PM | Show all posts
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 Author| Post time 19-10-2012 07:35 PM | Show all posts
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 Author| Post time 22-10-2012 12:47 PM | Show all posts
PART 101



SUAMI : ANTI JAMILAH...WALAKIN ATAMANNA AN ATAZAWWAJ BIKRAH UKHRA (KAMU CANTIK TP SY MAHU BERKAHWIN SEORANG LAGI ANAK DARA )

ISTERI : TA'AAL..........(SILAKAN )

SUAMI : TA'ZANIN ? (KAMU IZINKAN ?)

ISTERI ; NA'AM...BISSYARATH (YA...DENGAN SYARAT....)

SUAMI : MA HUWA ( APA IA?)

ISTERI : ADKHIL NUQUD FIL MASHRIFI  KHOMSAH MILYAR ( MASUKKAN WANG DALAM AKAUN BANK SAYA RM5 JUTA)

SUAMI : !@#$%^&*!~@#$%^&*(!@#$%^&* Last edited by GuaAnakMelaka on 23-10-2012 05:36 PM

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 Author| Post time 22-10-2012 12:49 PM | Show all posts
PART 102

USTAZ : MAZA TAFALUN FIL UTHLAH  SATAT'TI? (APA KAMU BUAT MASA CUTI YANG AKAN DATANG ?)

HASAN : NAUM......(TIDO...)

FATIMAH : QIRAAH (MEMBACA )

ALI : AKHTUBU FATIMAH ..(MEMINANG FATIMAH )

FATIMAH : !@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*(!@#$%^&*

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 Author| Post time 22-10-2012 12:52 PM | Show all posts
PART 103

FATIMAH : YA ABATI...AATINI MI'AH RINGGIT (WAHAI AYAHKU..BERIKAN SAYA RM100....)

AYAH : MA 'INDI NUQUD (AYAH  TIADA DUIT..)

FATIMAH : HATINI BITHOQAH MASHRIF....(BERIKAN SAYA KAD ATM BANK)

AYAH : !@#$%^&*(!@#$%^&*(!@#$%^&*
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 Author| Post time 22-10-2012 12:55 PM | Show all posts
PART 104

USTAZ : AINA ALI? (MANA ALI ? )

HASAN : HUWA MARIDH ....(DIA DEMAM )

USTAZ : MARIDH?SYAFAHULLAH.......(DEMAM?SEMOGA ALLAH MENYEMBUHKANNYA...)

FATIMAH : HUWA LAISA BIL MARIDH ( DIA TAK DEMAM...)

USTAZ : HAH?SOHIH?

FATIMAH : HUWA TAMARHODA.....(DIA BUAT-BUAT DEMAM )

USTAZ : OOOOOOOOO..........

PERBENDAHARAAN KATA :

ANA MARIDH : SAYA DEMAM

ANA ATAMARHODA : SAYA BUAT2 DEMAM  
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Post time 22-10-2012 01:18 PM | Show all posts
assalam bro GAM(gua anak melaka)..
bagus la sbb still updates slalu crita2 pasai bhsa arab nie..
amat mudah n senag difahami..wlupun ada unsur2 humor..thumbs up!!kipidap..

ps:moga ko cpt smbuh n sihat sokmo...
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 Author| Post time 23-10-2012 12:02 PM | Show all posts
tripple_M posted on 22-10-2012 01:18 PM
assalam bro GAM(gua anak melaka)..
bagus la sbb still updates slalu crita2 pasai bhsa arab nie..
a ...

waalaikumsalam....

terima kasih atas doa.....

bila kepala fresh..byk update.................

ajak org kampung,org bandar,kawan keje menjengah....

sehari sepatah,lama2 banyak patah!
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 Author| Post time 23-10-2012 01:33 PM | Show all posts
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 Author| Post time 23-10-2012 04:51 PM | Show all posts
PART 105


HASAN : ANA HAZINUN (SY SEDIH )

USTAZ : MABIKA?

HASAN : ABI A'THO RIAL WAHIDAN... (AYAH SY BERI RM1...)

USTAZ : USYKUR ILALLAH (BERSYUKURLAH KEPADA ALLAH)

FI ZAMANI SINTAN FAQOTH (PADA ZAMAN SAYA,DAPAT 10 SEN JE...)

HASAN : !@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*( Last edited by GuaAnakMelaka on 26-10-2012 09:06 PM

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 Author| Post time 23-10-2012 05:22 PM | Show all posts
PART 106

FATIMAH : USTAZ....LIMAZA TABKI? (MENGAPA KAMU MENANGIS?)

USTAZ : MATA UMM....(MATI IBU...)

FATIMAH : UMMUKA? (IBU KAMU ? )

USTAZ : LA.....UMMU NAMLIN FI BAITI ( BUKAN..IBU SEMUT DI RUMAH  SAYA )
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 Author| Post time 23-10-2012 11:59 PM | Show all posts
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Post time 24-10-2012 05:20 AM | Show all posts

Insyallah......rabbuna syafaikk.......aminnn
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 Author| Post time 24-10-2012 01:19 PM | Show all posts
PART 107

HASAN : USTAZ.....MAUJUD THOLIBAH JADIDAH! ( ADA MURID BARU )

USTAZ : MASMUKI?

MURID BARU : ZULHIJJAH....

USTAZ : MASMU ABIKI? (APA NAMA AYAH KAMU )

MURID BARU : AIDILADHA

USTAZ : SUBHANALLAH......ISMUN JAMIL..................

HASAN : SELAMAT HARI RAYA HAJI!

USTAZ : !@#$%^&*(!@#$%^&*(
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 Author| Post time 24-10-2012 01:24 PM | Show all posts
PART 108

USTAZ : BA'DA GHODIN 'AID..(LUSA RAYA)

HASAN : USTAZ.....AINA TAHTAFIL ? (DI MANA KAMU SAMBUT RAYA )

USTAZ : HAJRATANI...(BATU DUA )

ALI : HAH? BAITUKA FIL QABR? (RUMAH USTAZ DI KUBUR?)

USTAZ : LA....ISMU QARYATI HAJRATANI ( BUKAN..NAMA KAMPUNG SAYA BATU DUA!)

ALI : !@#$%^&*(!@#$%^&*
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 Author| Post time 24-10-2012 01:24 PM | Show all posts
tamarSusu posted on 24-10-2012 05:20 AM
Insyallah......rabbuna syafaikk.......aminnn

amin................
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 Author| Post time 24-10-2012 01:28 PM | Show all posts
PART 109

FATIMAH : UMMI.....MAZA NOTHBAKH FIL 'AID? (KITA NAK MASAK APA HARI RAYA ?)

IBU : NOTHBAKH JAMAL (KITA MASAK UNTA )

FATIMAH : HAH? JAMAL?AINA NASHTARI JAMAL? ( DI MANA KITA NAK BELI UNTA )

AYAH : IS'ALI  JAMAL ABDILLAH (TANYA JAMAL ABDILLAH )

FATIMAH : !@#$%^&*!@#$%^&* Last edited by GuaAnakMelaka on 26-10-2012 09:07 PM

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