CARI Infonet

 Forgot password?
 Register

ADVERTISEMENT

123Next
Return to list New
View: 12711|Reply: 50

Awek bisu nak beli hotdog

[Copy link]
Post time 21-2-2013 11:00 PM | Show all posts |Read mode

Alkisah ada seorang perempuan bisu yang sudahpun berkahwin, pada suatu hari, dia telah ke supermarket untuk membeli daging, tetapi disebabkan dia bisu, dia mempunyai kesusahan untuk berkomunikasi dengan para pekerja di sana.

Disebabkan begitu, dia membuat keputusan untuk memanggil kashier masuk dalam bilik.


Pada hari yang pertama, dia nak beli dada ayam. Dia pun panggil kashier tu masuk dalam bilik sulit, pompuan tu bukak baju dia, tunjuk kat dada dia, pastu buat aksi ayam. Kashier tu pun paham, then dia pun kasi dada ayam kat dier.

Next day, dia nak beli paha ayam. Dia pun panggil kashier masuk bilik, dia angkat skirt dia, tunjuk kat paha dia, pastu buat aksi ayam. Kashier tu pun paham, kasi dia paha ayam.

The next day lagi, dia nak beli hot-dog. Dia pun bawak suami dia.

Soalannya ialah:

Apakah isteri tu akan buat?
















Fikirlah... .




















Fikir... ... .















Tak tau?



















Dia suruh suami dia cakapla sebab... .suami dia tak bisu..
Apa yang korang susah susah fikir ha? huah huah huah... ..

----------
MORAL: Tidak semua persoalan boleh diselesaikan dengan cara yang serupa!!

Rate

1

View Rating Log

Reply

Use magic Report


ADVERTISEMENT


Post time 22-2-2013 12:28 AM | Show all posts
nape b4 ni dia x suruh laki dia ckp jer?
Reply

Use magic Report

Post time 22-2-2013 03:00 AM | Show all posts
hahaha...
Reply

Use magic Report

Post time 22-2-2013 07:18 AM | Show all posts
Reply

Use magic Report

Post time 22-2-2013 09:44 AM | Show all posts
yayah8989 posted on 22-2-2013 12:28 AM
nape b4 ni dia x suruh laki dia ckp jer?

sbb b4 ni die xbawak laki die...huhuhu
Reply

Use magic Report

Post time 22-2-2013 10:08 AM | Show all posts
rasa cam da penah baca,tp lupa pulak kt forum ataupun blog seseorang

anyway,tumpang gelak sekaki...haha
Reply

Use magic Report

Follow Us
Post time 22-2-2013 11:20 AM | Show all posts
yayah8989 posted on 22-2-2013 12:28 AM
nape b4 ni dia x suruh laki dia ckp jer?

before ni laki dia tak ikut kot
Reply

Use magic Report

Post time 22-2-2013 11:21 AM | Show all posts
susah2 pompuan tu tunjuk dada, peha , pastu berlakon macam ayam bagai. kan senang buat list kat kertas pastu tunjuk je mana nak beli. kan senang..hehe
Reply

Use magic Report


ADVERTISEMENT


Post time 22-2-2013 12:43 PM | Show all posts
Reply

Use magic Report

Post time 22-2-2013 01:13 PM | Show all posts
mcm lawak man rajalawak kt maharja lawak..hihihih
Reply

Use magic Report

Post time 22-2-2013 02:26 PM | Show all posts
tulis je laa, kn boleh
Reply

Use magic Report

Post time 22-2-2013 02:30 PM | Show all posts
...............
Reply

Use magic Report

Post time 22-2-2013 02:36 PM | Show all posts
heheh klakar
Reply

Use magic Report

Post time 23-2-2013 10:34 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
nekcivic posted on 22-2-2013 09:44 AM
sbb b4 ni die xbawak laki die...huhuhu

hahaaaa...  mcm2 la korg ni
Reply

Use magic Report

Post time 23-2-2013 10:35 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
BuBuComey posted on 22-2-2013 11:20 AM
before ni laki dia tak ikut kot

hehek...  
Reply

Use magic Report

Post time 23-2-2013 10:59 AM | Show all posts
mujur laki dia tak bisu tp kalo bisu pon takkan la laki dia nak kena tanggal seluar plak..
apa la susah2 sangat tulis atas kertas pon boleh haiya...
Reply

Use magic Report


ADVERTISEMENT


Post time 23-2-2013 12:00 PM | Show all posts
Reply

Use magic Report

Post time 23-2-2013 12:30 PM | Show all posts
hahaha...
Reply

Use magic Report

Post time 18-11-2013 03:13 PM | Show all posts
hahaha
i fikir suami dia buka seluar
lol ==
lawaknye
Reply

Use magic Report

Post time 18-11-2013 03:32 PM | Show all posts
hahahahaha
hampeh
Reply

Use magic Report

You have to log in before you can reply Login | Register

Points Rules

 

Category: Lawak & Santai


ADVERTISEMENT



 

ADVERTISEMENT


 


ADVERTISEMENT
Follow Us

ADVERTISEMENT


Mobile|Archiver|Mobile*default|About Us|CARI Infonet

28-4-2024 12:07 PM GMT+8 , Processed in 0.101151 second(s), 54 queries .

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

Quick Reply To Top Return to the list