The Bro Code

annehuda · Post time 8-5-2012 02:06 PM

Post Last Edit by annehuda at 8-5-2012 14:08

Thanks to Barney Stinson on 'How I Met Your Mother,' bros everywherenow have an official guide to the rules of brodom in Barney Stinson's"The Bro Code," available at Amazon.com.
Brocrastinatorrounded up a sampling of some of the best articles in the Bro Code, andwe're giving them to you, in no particular order. So suit up! Andprepare to be awesome.

Article 1: Bros Before Hoes
"Alwaysremember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there.Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against TeamTestosterone."

Article 9: Bar Etiquette
"If you go tothe bar with your buddies, you must buy a round of drinks at least once. The Bro with the better paying job is required to buy the firstround. If the other Bro is temporarily out of money or left his wallet at home, drinks can be lended."
"Yet, in the long run these drinks must be repaid, later that night by wingman services or any other act of entertainment or at the next gathering."

Article 18: Buffer Zones
"Always allow a buffer zone at urinals and on couches."

Article 19: Bedtime Rules
"Never share a bed with a guy, unless there's no way around it."

Article 23: TV Viewing
"A Bro should not watch Oxygen, Women's Entertainment, or Lifetime."

Article 43: Footwear
"A Bro should not wear Crocs."

Article 67: Party Etiquette
"Should a Bro pick up a guitar at a party and commence playing, another Bro shall point out that he is a tool."

Article 80: Women's Sports
"A Bro may never seek entertainment from professional women's sports, unless said entertainment be comedic or physical, e.g. gymnastics, beach volleyball."

Article 93: Violating the Bro Code
"If any Bro acts out of line and defies any Bro codes during a multiple Bros conversation with any number of girls, the other Bros have theright to tell any humiliating stories and facts about said Bro for the purpose of ruining said Bro's chances with the girl(s)."

Article 35: Phraseology
"A Bro should never say 'It’s to die for.'"

Article 66: On Break-ups
"If a Bro suffers pain due to the permanent dissolution of a relationship with a lady friend, a Bro shall offer nothing more than 'That sucks, Bro' and copious quantities of beer."
"A Bro will also refrain from pejorative commentary--deserved or not--regarding said lady friend for a period of three months, when the requisite 'backslide window' has closed."

any bro care to elaborate?

card_reader · Post time 8-5-2012 02:33 PM

tak paham english..........

nuryakmal · Post time 8-5-2012 02:48 PM

i love HIMYM

i adore barney stinson!!!!!
im not a bro - tapi pernah la jugak jadik wing man pada my friend.hehehehe
memang derang ni mengamalkan bro code.. tak ngaku tapi pompuan boleh tau.. "bros before hoes"~~~ obviously jejans akan lebihkan kawan dari awek kan.. hehehe
dan jejans akan tolong kawan dia untuk dapatkan awek idaman..