Lelaki..Sahaja...Sila la Baca...Panduan utk Korang...:)

akula203 · Post time 25-1-2011 08:07 AM

As Salam...just terjumpa..so nak sharing ngan korang...kot2 pasangan korang meroyan dan tanya soklan2 nie...

..so leh la..nak prepare jawaban dia...

The questions are:

What are you thinking about?
Do you love me?
Do I look fat?
Do you think she is prettier than me?
What would you do if I died?

What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.
Question # 1: What are you thinking about?
The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you." This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:

Baseball.
Football.
How fat you are.
How much prettier she is than you.
How I would spend the insurance money if you died.

(Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!")
Question # 2: Do you love me?
The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, "Yes, dear." Inappropriate responses include:

I suppose so.
Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
That depends on what you mean by love.
Does it matter?
Who, me?

Question # 3: Do I look fat?
The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Among the incorrect answers are:

Compared to what?
I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.
A little extra weight looks good on you.
I've seen fatter.
Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me?Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Incorrect responses include:

Yes, but you have a better personality
Not prettier, but definitely thinner
Not as pretty as you, when you were her age
Define 'pretty'
Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Question #5: What would you do if I died?
A definite no-win question. (The real answer, or course, is "Buy a Corvette.")
No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:

aries_gurl · Post time 25-1-2011 08:34 AM

adeii t'msk slh uma plak...

akula203 · Post time 25-1-2011 08:36 AM

adeii t'msk slh uma plak...
aries_gurl Post at 25-1-2011 08:34

err..degil sungguh...err...dah termasuk salah rumah nie....sila bayar kat kaunter rm5000 sebelum keluar ye...

aries_gurl · Post time 25-1-2011 08:37 AM

err..degil sungguh...err...dah termasuk salah rumah nie....sila bayar kat kaunter rm5000 sebelum ...
akula203 Post at 25-1-2011 08:36

adoooii mhl nye....tobat2!!!xnk msk sembarang lg....!!

chewan · Post time 25-1-2011 10:37 AM

bosan........

Esperanza · Post time 25-1-2011 10:41 AM

hahhaa best2.. truth hurts.. pompuan ni mmg suke jawapan2 yg hipokrit yer... nak dgr yg baik2 & manis2 ajer... sbb tu la ramai pompuan yg senang2 jer kena tipu oleh boya2 darat d luar sana.. heheh...

card_reader · Post time 25-1-2011 01:31 PM

orang perempuan sebenarnyer suka puji pujian, sebab tu kalau dieorang tanya soalan2 macam di atas tu orang laki kene jadi hipokrit. supaya menjaga hati dieorang, atleast kene ada puji pujian baru dieorang boleh terima. percayalah, aku penah buat memang berhasil....