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Post time 31-8-2010 04:00 PM | Show all posts
ngeh3..motippp susun muke
siputsedut Post at 31-8-2010 15:57


more tip tu hape??? soklan bodo
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Post time 31-8-2010 04:02 PM | Show all posts
u know what, kalau i was at that time piloting the plane nikalau i lah kan
i am thinking of

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mbhcsf Post at 31-8-2010 15:54


sah xde jati diri n xde confidence lansung..
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 Author| Post time 31-8-2010 04:05 PM | Show all posts
sah xde jati diri n xde confidence lansung..
emmo Post at 31-8-2010 16:02


ouuuuuuuuuchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...wow man ouch

well...think about it this way

i am confidence enough to kembali pada yang satu , kan?

meeting death, in a way - such a courage

but first  where is that eject button...may day may day
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Post time 31-8-2010 04:05 PM | Show all posts
adehhhhh budak ni kes itu yer pulak  

aiiiiiii.....banyak akalnyer , wow that's good you are la ...
mbhcsf Post at 31-8-2010 15:49



    errr..takdelah sekreatip tu...lebih kepada mengarut sajorkkk




   alamakkkkk.....tak jumpe la kaka..sipukk dah gugel...kene tanye historian ni... sipukk carik, yang jumpe hanyelah respi..tapi sipukk teka..die dipanggil kuih cara...sbb bahan2 nk buat die same dengan kuih bakar..except that die diletak lauk atasnye or gula kat tengah nye while baking...so yang membezakan kuih ni dengan kuih bakar adalah CARA-CARA nak buatnye..ngeh3..mohon diterima idea nan tak seberape ni...
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Post time 31-8-2010 04:06 PM | Show all posts
more tip tu hape??? soklan bodo
emmo Post at 31-8-2010 16:00



    maksudnye pokcik harus bagi lebih tip-tip kepada sipukk sebagai waitress yang serve pokcik kat restoren..nangess hokehhh dengan pokcik ni
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 Author| Post time 31-8-2010 04:14 PM | Show all posts
maksudnye pokcik harus bagi lebih tip-tip kepada sipukk sebagai waitress yang serve pokcik ...
siputsedut Post at 31-8-2010 16:06


ohh uncle Emmo sipukk tu big tipper , eh?
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 Author| Post time 31-8-2010 04:16 PM | Show all posts
errr..takdelah sekreatip tu...lebih kepada mengarut sajorkkk




   alamakk ...
siputsedut Post at 31-8-2010 16:05



    nak sipuk marakah you : 0.75 / 100

    tu kire markah kesian tuuuu tau , penat type so kuih puteri ? beradu? mandi tu cam ner pulak?
    the chef saw a princess   ...?or dia dah sekreatip you ni ???
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Post time 31-8-2010 04:17 PM | Show all posts
ohh uncle Emmo sipukk tu big tipper , eh?
mbhcsf Post at 31-8-2010 16:14



    heols bg doposeng jahhh..heols kate budak2 takleh pegang duit banyak... motippp???? zaman skang baju baby lagik mahal dari baju orang tue kekdahnye
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Post time 31-8-2010 04:21 PM | Show all posts
nak sipuk marakah you : 0.75 / 100

    tu kire markah kesian tuuuu tau , penat type so ...
mbhcsf Post at 31-8-2010 16:16



    ngeh3...kalo kaka nk suh momod bg tacang pong takpe gak..ngeh3 giler tacang la katekan..




    kuih puteri mandi tu..sebab dlu2..ade sorang puteri ni...sangat cantik..kalau nk terangkan pasal die..tak dapat di terangkan dengan kata2...die suke mandi dalam tub yang ade letak kepala parut..sbb baik untuk kulit kan..pastuh tetibe die pon terpikir..kalo die mati...ade tak orang rindu kat die..so die pon suruh la tukang masak istana buat sejenis kuih tribute utk dia..dimana bukan saja royal family..tapi rakyat marhaen pon boleh makan utk ingat die sampai bila2..ngeh3...kuih tuh warna warni sbb nk takleh eksplen camaner psl die kecuali melalui warna..peace like a green green grass..kuning tuh sbb die royal family..merah melambangkan keberanian dia...kelapa tuh plak..sbb die suke berendam dalam air kepala parut..ngeh3..


mohon tacang berjuta jutaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Post time 31-8-2010 04:27 PM | Show all posts
sipuk tersampuk dgn cik kiah..asyik nak tacang jer
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Post time 31-8-2010 04:29 PM | Show all posts
ouuuuuuuuuchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...wow man ouch

well...think about it this way

i am confidence enough to kembali pada yang satu , kan?

meeting death, in a way - such a courage

but first  where is that eject button...may day may day
mbhcsf Post at 31-8-2010 16:05


no.. u are wrong...
if anything happened.. cantain/pilot should be the last person to jump..
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 Author| Post time 31-8-2010 04:30 PM | Show all posts
heols bg doposeng jahhh..heols kate budak2 takleh pegang duit banyak... motippp???? zam ...
siputsedut Post at 31-8-2010 16:17

ohhh i see that means your uncle emmo [ i ingat watak emmo in sesame street tu elmo kan nama dia , yang the red monster tu] suruh sipukk beli ais krim malaysia jer or simpan dalam tabung tu .....
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 Author| Post time 31-8-2010 04:34 PM | Show all posts
no.. u are wrong...
if anything happened.. cantain/pilot should be the last person to jump..
emmo Post at 31-8-2010 16:29


dear..
who say i am gonna be a pilot ....i am just a humble passenger ....well at that time i could assume another role, i am just a human being


so , the annouceent i made will be like
dear all passengers  our plane is about to crash, just recite the prayers and please jump into the sea via the emergency exits with the yellow sliding thingy attached to the exit doors, wear safety jacket  and may god bless you. In the count of 3, 2, 1 JUMPPPPPPPP

then i jump...

okay tak

\pass tak jadi

err jadi


penumpang plane?

hahahahhhaha
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Post time 31-8-2010 04:35 PM | Show all posts
maksudnye pokcik harus bagi lebih tip-tip kepada sipukk sebagai waitress yang serve pokcik ...
siputsedut Post at 31-8-2010 16:06


budak2 kecik mana bleh di amik jd waitress.. ni dh melanggar undang2 jenayah kanun kesiksaan bab 2020 kurungan 13 seksen 52 akta perlindungan kakak2 di bawah piagam bangsa2 bersatu
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 Author| Post time 31-8-2010 04:36 PM | Show all posts
ngeh3...kalo kaka nk suh momod bg tacang pong takpe gak..ngeh3  giler tacang la katek ...
siputsedut Post at 31-8-2010 16:21


okaylah ....i report kat Moderator baord ni kejap....suruh potong 700 points sebab tak buat homework
aaah warning no nanges nangesss tau....okay baby ....?
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Post time 31-8-2010 04:36 PM | Show all posts
ohh uncle Emmo sipukk tu big tipper , eh?
mbhcsf Post at 31-8-2010 16:14


well, i'll keep eyes on her...
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Post time 31-8-2010 04:37 PM | Show all posts
sipuk tersampuk dgn cik kiah..asyik nak tacang jer
hunt_fear Post at 31-8-2010 16:27



    kalo sipukk g moyan kat bod momod hunt..agak2 dapat tacang jota jota tak? hamponnnnnnnnnnnn
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Post time 31-8-2010 04:38 PM | Show all posts
ohhh i see that means your uncle emmo [ i ingat watak emmo in sesame street tu elmo kan nama dia , ...
mbhcsf Post at 31-8-2010 16:30



    ngeh3..aah..yang kaler merah idung besar tapi tomey tuh elmo namenye...pokcik emmo?



   ais krim malaysia skang ni dah empat poseng..nanges sangattt
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 Author| Post time 31-8-2010 04:38 PM | Show all posts
ngeh3...kalo kaka nk suh momod bg tacang pong takpe gak..ngeh3  giler tacang la katek ...
siputsedut Post at 31-8-2010 16:21


that princess  tu  hmm ada "issues" ke apa pasal tengah bathing ingat mati org nak ingat dia cam ner ...? ya allah
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Post time 31-8-2010 04:40 PM | Show all posts
okaylah ....i report kat Moderator baord ni kejap....suruh potong 700 points sebab tak buat home ...
mbhcsf Post at 31-8-2010 16:36



    nanges sangattt..700 kredit bersamaan seminggu sipukk bersengkang mata meroyan kat porem semalam sipukk sibuk belaja abacus kekdahnyeww...nk kira kira duit dalam tabung kehepsi sipukk nk bli mercun
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