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[LUBUK KREDIT] Berpantun 2 kerat (Bersyarat) V13
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Pergi kerja breakfast roti dengan jam
Balik kerja hadap traffic jam |
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Traffic jam menguji kesabaran
Thread pantun menguji kemahiran
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Abg2 drive kereta besar ada gaya
Signal tu campak dlm longkang sahaja |
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Byk2 thread panas hari ni
Yang mana satu nak merempit ni |
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Awan gelap hujan lebat nak tiba
Kereta baru cuci i terpaksa redha |
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Awan gelap hujan lebat nak tiba
Kereta baru cuci i terpaksa redha |
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Signal kiri, signal kanan
Kereta adik stranded tgh jalan |
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Papan iklan air gas dibayangi
Sedapnya kalau dapat minum air pepsi |
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Plan malam ni nak bersenam buang lemak
Eh termakan cokelat pulak |
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Gendang gendut tali kecapi
Makan kfc senang hati |
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lampu warna warni bergemerlapan
Berar badan masih lapan puluh lapan |
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Gigih abang2 jogging bagi badan sihat
Baliklah bang hujan turun dah lebat |
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Kucing oh kucing
Kenapa tepi kereta aku kau suka kencing |
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Jangan engkau mengada ngada
Gula garam berpisah tiada |
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Main gym nak badan sasa
Kalau ikot hati badan binasa |
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Pergi kedai beli arang
Jangan caras suami orang |
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Zaman mahathir zaman paklah
Kalau diam bukan bersalah |
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Kereta pertamaku kenari
Lupa diri sahabat lari |
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Mcgyver kena tipu
Hai semua nama sy piu |
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Mlm ni jdt lawan Pahang
Apa khabar Pak ngan mak hang |
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Post time 3-3-2017 06:20 PM
