Hawk's Corner - Jokes and Romantic Stories n Quotations

TheHawk · Post time 6-6-2007 09:32 AM

Originally posted by chichi at 5-6-2007 02:47 PM
Ada dua orang sahabat bernama Hanif dan Tony. Mereka ni penghuni setia rumah orang-orang gila.
Pada suatu hari mereka dibenarkan bermain di kolam renang rumah itu.
Tapi mereka berdua ni tak pan ...

Atu nda tah lagi nda pandai tu

Awu berakal si kawan ah

kecubung · Post time 6-6-2007 11:16 AM

aik.. cni nda betapis panya... bah karang tah ku menambah...

kecubung · Post time 6-6-2007 11:17 AM

Kononnya,dalam sebuah bandar ni ada sebuah bar yang diberi nama `The Vampire Club` memandangkan bar tue cuma dikunjungi oleh makhluk

kecubung · Post time 6-6-2007 11:23 AM

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice', she thinks, 'but I want more.' so she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

TheHawk · Post time 6-6-2007 11:32 AM

Originally posted by holmes at 5-6-2007 04:21 PM
1508
Alfonso De Albuquerque meyampaikan hasratnya kepada raja
portugis untuk meluaskan pegaruhnya ke asia tenggara (melaka
pusat perdagangan asia tenggara ketika itu) dan juga laluan
penti ...

cali Hang eh!

TheHawk · Post time 6-6-2007 11:36 AM

Originally posted by kecubung at 6-6-2007 11:23 AM
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
Yo ...

Padan muha

mallanhead · Post time 6-6-2007 11:39 AM

Hawk
Banyak betul jokes you ye?

TheHawk · Post time 6-6-2007 11:54 AM

Originally posted by mallanhead at 6-6-2007 11:39 AM
Hawk
Banyak betul jokes you ye?

Hi Mallan! You have gone thro' from the 1st page? U have fun reading k!

chichi · Post time 6-6-2007 01:34 PM

Originally posted by kecubung at 6-6-2007 11:23 AM
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
Yo ...

kan mau yg the best tu beb!!!
hahahaha

kecubung · Post time 7-6-2007 10:08 AM

New: Different color from previous design.
All new: Parts not interchangable with previous design.
Unmatched: Almost as good as the competition.
Designed simplicity: Manufacturer' s cost cut to the bone.
Foolproof operation: No provision for adjustments.
Advanced design: The advertising agency doesn't understand it.
Field-tested: Manufacturer lacks test equipment.
High accuracy: Unit on which all parts fit.
Direct sales only: Factory had big argument with distributor.
Years of development: We finally got one that works.
Revolutionary: It's different from our competitiors.
Breakthrough: We finally figured out a way to sell it.
Improved: Didn't work the first time.
Futuristic: No other reason why it looks the way it does.
Distinctive: A different shape and color than the others.
Re-designed: Previous faults corrected, we hope.
Hand-crafted: Assembly machines operated without gloves on.
Performance proven: Will operate through the warranty period.
Meets all standards: Ours, not yours.
Broadcast quality: Gives a picture and produces noise.
High reliability: We made it work long enough to ship it.
SMPTE bus compatible: When completed, will be shipped by Greyhound.
New generation: Old design failed, maybe this one will work.
MIL-SPEC components: We got a good deal at a government auction.
Customer service across the country: You can return it from most airports.
Unprecedented performance: Nothing we ever had before worked this way.
Built to precision tolerances: We finally got it to fit together.
Microprocessor controlled: Does things we can't explain.
Latest aerospace technology: One of our techs was laid off by Boeing