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Author: tenukzz

kalo tgh bendera merah???....

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Post time 6-1-2011 08:25 AM | Show all posts
Reply  Joe^Duan
ha la..aku mmg takot sbb aku x pnah tdo ngn mana2 pompuan slain mak aku tu pn ma ...
john_pablo Post at 6-1-2011 00:49



    aku nak gelak je baca statement ko ni....
mana ada lelaki takut malam pertama....
pompuan ada la yg takut sbb sakit pertama kali...
cam pertama kali nak bersalin lagi takut (kalu normal la)....
lagi sakit wooo....(bergtung kpd hormon org gak yg berbeza2)

kalu ko takut kena ragut malam pertama baik ko tido cpt2 dan awal2 baru dia
tak wat apa2 sbb dia pub terselamat gak...
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Post time 6-1-2011 09:13 AM | Show all posts
guys... aku nk share ngan  kowang... kalo wife korang tgh 'bercuti'... kowang dpt layanan cam ner... ...

tenukzz Post at 5-1-2011 11:17

just nak share the story member aku crite masa bini aku tengah berpantang dulu...siot je crite dia

kalo bini korang angkat bendera merah, korang beli lah sekor kambing...korang mandikan dia...korang bedak2 kan dia...bila malam korang pakai lah...bila bini korang dah angkat bendera hijau...korang sembelihlah kambing tu buat lauk..ataupun buat ler akikah..


tips ni boleh jugak korang aplikasikan ketika wife korang tengah berpantang.. . kepada yang ingin mencuba tips ni, silakan ler
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Post time 6-1-2011 09:29 AM | Show all posts
Reply  Joe^Duan

siiiootttt ja ayat weh..wakakakka nakal btol tp i loike !!! haha ...
john_pablo Post at 6-1-2011 01:07



oooo...menggedik ko kan.. dah dah tu... org lom kawen x leh citer lebih2...
suka suki je ko kater bini aku bendera merah... ko reply mlm td tu aku dah tdo la...hahaha
sajer je tdo lambat mlm td sbb bkn buat aper pon... lain la malam ni... Insya Allah...
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Post time 6-1-2011 09:30 AM | Show all posts
Reply  Joe^Duan


    betul beb...
ko akan rase bile dh tawen nnt
huhuhuhu...
tenukzz Post at 6-1-2011 01:10



betul tu... baek ko bagi dia tazkirah sket betapa bestnya alam rumahtangga ni...
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Post time 6-1-2011 09:33 AM | Show all posts
Reply  Joe^Duan


    x la marah...tp stetmen gitu lg buat i marahlaaa....  tu tamak halobe ...
bintang_hati Post at 6-1-2011 08:15



ala...aku main2 je la... takkan la aku tergamak buat cenggitu...
kalau bini aku suh aku carik lain pun aku taknak tau... tapi kalau dia paksa jgk tak leh nak buat aper la kan...
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Post time 6-1-2011 09:41 AM | Show all posts
Reply  Joe^Duan


         adehhh...x leh tahan ayat ko kat john pablo.......aku sokong...

wei...dak ni x cukup umo lg la joe...dia ni msh tahap 'main mak2 & main masak2'...zaman jahiliah lg ibarat 'ms dia dok leka men otomen, sebelah tgn kanan pegang otomen, sbelah kiri pegang raksasa'.. ....

esok klu dia dah rs nk kawen...bru la dia rs ilang teruna mcm mn gile meroyan x dpt2.....mcm ko dgn TT....
bintang_hati Post at 6-1-2011 08:24



oooo...kiranya dia main tenet ni pun bawah pengawasan mak bapak la ni... patot la jawab ala2 ineseng gitew...
motip aku plak ngan TT kene... kitorg steady je tau... klu pihak pompuan bendera merah kitorg pun 'bercuti' jgk tau smbil mengumpul semula tenaga2 yg habis terpakai tu.... jgn pk kitorg duduk bermuram durja je tau...
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Post time 6-1-2011 09:43 AM | Show all posts
Reply 65# Joe^Duan


    haalaaaaaaaaa.... lg ngade!:@
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Post time 6-1-2011 10:02 AM | Show all posts
Reply  Joe^Duan


    haalaaaaaaaaa.... lg ngade!
bintang_hati Post at 6-1-2011 09:43



Isssk... pompuan ni pelik betul la... kita x ikut cakap dia marah... ikut pun salah...
tapi aku kan klu bini aku tgh bendera merah... aku bnyk diam je... ye lah dgn emosi dia yg tak menentu takut aku tersalah ckp plak... so bila dia ajak sembang baru la aku jawab... klu tak selalu pot pet pot pet je mulut aku ni...
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Post time 6-1-2011 10:03 AM | Show all posts
aku pelik ek.......................
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Post time 6-1-2011 10:22 AM | Show all posts
tah ler...
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Post time 6-1-2011 10:36 AM | Show all posts
Reply 63# Joe^Duan

hahahaha aku teka ja bro mana tau bndera merah btoi ka..hahahha

kalo ada tips2 mlm pertama kongsi la..nt aku nk kawin boleh uat rujukan
mcm best ja kawin ni..brdebar2 ja rasa
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Post time 6-1-2011 10:39 AM | Show all posts
Reply 61# Jaza2008

aku ni teruna lg weh..so mesti la takot ha..dh berpuluh tahun aku pellihara teruna aku ni..igt sng2 ka nk bg ilang cm tu ja
kena dpt bini yg bernafsu buas..truk aku dikerjakan
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 Author| Post time 6-1-2011 11:07 AM | Show all posts
Reply 58# bintang_hati

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Reply 60# bintang_hati

lorrr...name aku gak nek...
seronok tau bile dibelai n dimanja oleh pasangan...
kowang jeles la 2...
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 Author| Post time 6-1-2011 11:11 AM | Show all posts
Reply 61# Jaza2008


    hahaha...
aku x bleh bayangkn kalo die tgh tido mlm pertama tetiba wife die terkam die...
muke wife die cam perogol bersiri...
mau pasrah jew muke die...
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Post time 6-1-2011 11:12 AM | Show all posts
Reply 62# matlampir


    ..hahaha....npe la kwn ko tu bikin puisi kambing lak bile time bendera merah.....mcm x kene jek...
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 Author| Post time 6-1-2011 11:13 AM | Show all posts
Reply 63# Joe^Duan


   
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Post time 6-1-2011 11:14 AM | Show all posts
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Reply 72# john_pablo

hahaha...
silap2 ko g pejabat kadi...wat repot yg ko kne penderaan seksual ngan bini ko...
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 Author| Post time 6-1-2011 11:19 AM | Show all posts
Reply 76# bintang_hati

sbb kambing ade janggut ka????...
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