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Post time 20-9-2011 01:58 PM | Show all posts



life is temporary............so share it..or

you can bring ur experients and stories to grave..................
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Post time 20-9-2011 05:57 PM | Show all posts
kisah 591

"aku nasihatkan ko.....jual pakaian tiruan haram............."aku nasihat..

"bro..aku dah buat 10 tahun daaa....untung ratus-ratus ribu..."jawabnya

aku pun hadiahkan buku kaya wang kaya iman...

"nanti aku buang tong sampah"sms darinya

ceh!belajar Azhar konon.........tp bisnes haram!
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Post time 20-9-2011 06:00 PM | Show all posts
kisah 592

"At!kau ni bisnes besar ke?"kata kawan aku

"Kecik je..kdg2 untung 10 sen........."aku jawab

"10 sen?"balasnya

"ye la.......kalu sale sehari RM10.00 dapat le untung 10 sen............."aku balas
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Post time 20-9-2011 06:09 PM | Show all posts
kisah 593

"kamu ni ada ada apa nak jumpa Datok?"kata seorang mamat di JPM

"ada hal penting le...kalu x penting xkan aku bawa keta dr Melaka sampi sini...."aku jawab

lain macam je soalan dia....

aku pun masuk bilik Datok..blablablabla...

lepas aku balik Datok sms

"maaf atas sikap pegawai tersebut...sy x tahu menahu..."
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Post time 20-9-2011 06:11 PM | Show all posts
kisah 594

aku sedang melepak kat libs

blablablabla.........

budak2 sedang berbincang...rasa2 macam budak U

makin lama makin kuat...

aku dah ilang konsentrasi....

xleh nak baca buku

aku pun pi meja depa

aku tengok muka sorang2....

lepas tu aku balik meja aku

senyappppppppppppppppppp.................

aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..ini yg aku nak!
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Post time 20-9-2011 06:13 PM | Show all posts
kisah 595

Libs Putra Jaya

"ini buku saya hadiahkan kepada perpustakaan ini......"aku kata

"Tiada surat terima kasih?"aku sambung

"pegawai xda......................"seorang kerani jawab

"takkan nak bagi surat terima kasih nak tunggu pegawai?"aku pun blah!

ceh!
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Post time 20-9-2011 06:16 PM | Show all posts
kisah 596

"saya nak hadiahkan buku"kataku kepada kerani libs  Uitm Melaka

"tak nak ...tak nak......belum ada peruntukan.."jawabnya

"hah?saya bukan nak jual buku!"aku cakap

"habis ni semua buku ?"katanya

"saya nak hadiahkan kat libs nie...."aku jawab

"la.................sy ingat encik nak jual buku............"katanya

pekak badak betul minah nie!
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Post time 20-9-2011 06:20 PM | Show all posts
kisah 597

masa ni aku remaja lagi....

aku dan kawan aku Muslim pi tengok race motor kat Jalan Hang Tuah...

broommm..broom.....

wah best betul diaorang..buat wili....lumba2...


tiba2 ne no ne no..ne no ne no...

lari.............................aku dan Muslim pun lari kena kejau polis....

nasib baik selamatttttttttttttttt

kalu x,maw tido lokap!
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Post time 20-9-2011 06:24 PM | Show all posts
kisah 598

ada seorang pelanggan datang premis

dia belek satu persatu

dia test baju,tudung...

aku tengok je...

berjam2..

last dia kuar...

hah?

sabo je la!
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Post time 20-9-2011 06:25 PM | Show all posts
kisah 599

aku tengok haiwan-haiwan kat zoo

kasihann.....

bila aku balik..

aku fikir2..

bagus ke zoo?kurung haiwan dalam sangkar?

kasihan depa....

last2 aku fikir balik....

kalau xda zoo....nak tengok Kanggaroo maw pi Australia!

mana nak cekau duit?

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Post time 20-9-2011 06:27 PM | Show all posts
kisah 600

aku tengok minah tue....

ish lawa betull......


aku tenung dia.....


anak dara sape nie?


"mak...................."

tiba2 anak kecil memeluk awek tu

Mak?maak aih.....dah ada anak punya le cun......body macam model.....

pergh...............................
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Post time 20-9-2011 06:29 PM | Show all posts
kisah 601

lain kali geng

aku nak sambung keje!

sib baik keje sendiri...layan forum duit aku

aku x curi tulang......

When people asked me what's ur name?

i said look ur watch!
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Post time 20-9-2011 07:14 PM | Show all posts
i loved this song since i was teenager............

Deep Purple
Stormbringer (1974)
Soldier Of Fortune

I have often told you stories
About the way
I lived the life of a drifter
Waiting for the day
When I'd take your hand
And sing you songs
Then maybe you would say
Come lay with me love me
And I would surely stay

But I feel I'm growing older
And the songs that I have sung
Echo in the distance
Like the sound
Of a windmill goin' 'round
I guess I'll always be
A soldier of fortune

Many times I've been a traveller
I looked for something new
In days of old
When nights were cold
I wandered without you
But those days I thougt my eyes
Had seen you standing near
Though blindness is confusing
It shows that you're not here

Now I feel I'm growing older
And the songs that I have sung
Echo in the distance
Like the sound
Of a windmill goin' 'round
I guess I'll always be
A soldier of fortune
Yes, I can hear the sound
Of a windmill goin' 'round
I guess I'll always be
A soldier of fortune  

More from artist :
Deep Purple



More from album :
Stormbringer

This song always made me cry............................
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Post time 20-9-2011 07:35 PM | Show all posts
kisah 601

sejak aku jadi penulis

dah ratus2 buku tulisan aku bagi kawan2,sedara mare,pegawi kerajaan,libs dan lain-lain...

itulah cara nak kongsi ilmu kepada manusia...

hari ini...

aku kagum dengan anak muda ini...

kenapa?



dia bijak klik share note dan nota akan dibaca teman FB dia...

tahniah!

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Post time 20-9-2011 07:39 PM | Show all posts
kisah 602

aku merenung...

"Saat..kenapa lemah sangat Matematik?"tegur Cikgu Matg SKBB Cikgu Kamarudin...

itulah cikgu yang selalu debik aku sebab selalu buat salah jawab Math...

sejak aku kecik...

aku suka baraikan barang-barang elektronik

dan bercita-cita jadi saintis

tp sebab Math dan Sains aku lemah

maka aku x berjaya dalam cita-cita

sepupu aku Zoul....berjaya dalam Mechanical Eng...

gaji 20K sebulan...

x payah fikir hutang mutang macam aku....

andainya masa boleh ku putar.......
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Post time 20-9-2011 07:42 PM | Show all posts
kisah 603

aku sdg mengira hutang....

"Bang buat pe?"tanya bini aku

"kira wang..................."aku jawab

"kira wang?"dia balas

"hutang kan wang.....kira hutang macam kira wang!'aku balas.............
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Post time 20-9-2011 07:44 PM | Show all posts
kisah 604

"Ayah..adik nak naik kapal terbang..............."pinta anak bongsu aku

dia minta masa ulangtahun ke 3 usianya

"nanti ayah kaya,ayah bawa naik kapal terbang...."aku jawab

"Ayah belum kaya ke?"dia tanya lagi....

"Dah kaya..tp kaya sikit..belum kaya banyak!"aku balas....

"owh!"katanya
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Post time 20-9-2011 07:47 PM | Show all posts
kisah 605

Air mata aku menitik di depan laptop......

ketika jam sudah 1 pagi berteman anak bongsu yg menonton karton dalam Astro...

"nape ayah sedih?"tanya anak bongsu

"Ayah ......................kalu ayah mati..adik dok dgn sape?"aku tanya

"Makk...."jawabnya

"Ayah..janganlah mati......adik sayang ayah....ayah suka bawa adik jalan-jalan..tengok TV besar....."sambungnya

aku memeluk anakku dan mataku terus bergenang...
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Post time 20-9-2011 07:49 PM | Show all posts
kisah 606

"not find...find tu jumpa.....kamu perlu tulis i am fine..........."kata Guru B.I ,Cikgu Ng

"Thanks teacher"jawabku

walaupun dah  tingkatan 1 kat Sekolah Menengah rendah Masjid Tanah

aku masih lemah B.I....................

6 bulan sahaja aku kat situ...then tukau sekolah arab sampai form 5..................
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Post time 20-9-2011 07:51 PM | Show all posts
kisah 607

lain kali geng...........

malam ni aku nak tonton 555 Astro HISTORY CHANNEL The Kennedy....

selamat menonton!

"Ya Allah.....ampuni kami dan temukan kami semua di Syurga -Mu.................. amin..........................................."
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