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 Author| Post time 28-8-2009 04:17 PM | Show all posts
99# haneiy79

ismi cikgu yang otai, haha, erm betul kak si pu3 tu pandai berlakon,,,huhuu
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Post time 28-8-2009 04:19 PM | Show all posts
akak tau pu3 leh berlakon.. ismi pun kena amik gak ilmu lakonan ni.. nanti nak berdepan dgn anak didik.. kena pandai main psikologi.. kena pandai berlakon.. hehehe..

ismi... kak hani pernah merasa jadi cikgu tau.. sempat laa 2bulan.. hehehe...
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 Author| Post time 28-8-2009 04:23 PM | Show all posts
adui kantoi
haha, biasa la kak cikgu ni, kene banyak main psikologi skit,
penah tu, borak2 ngan murid puan yang nakal, masa duk sembang tu (dalam kelas la, pelaja rlain ngah buat keje, jangan salah angap ek, niat ismi baik tau, so tgh sembang2 tu tanya la budak puan tu, eh ko ngan priod ek, budak tu terkejut la, eh mana cikgu tau
ismi cakap la, ismi bukan stakat tau, datatng period ker tak, orang tu ada dara ke rtak pun cikgu tau. masa ni puct muka budak tu, so kita faham2 sudah la anak murid skang cam maner
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Post time 28-8-2009 04:25 PM | Show all posts
ismi2.. jgn lebih psiko udah.. akak nak balik dah... tlg hantar.. hehehe.. ari ni nak gi klang..
babai semua...
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 Author| Post time 28-8-2009 04:26 PM | Show all posts
rimau dah tungu kat luar, salam
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Post time 28-8-2009 04:34 PM | Show all posts
ikan sumpit-sumpit ni pun ada termasuk dongeng rakyat kat brunei..

tp aku lupa la citer dier camner,  yg aku ingat, kisah Awang Semaun, adik pada awg alak betatar,sultan brunei yg pertama, Awg Semaun ni dipercayai gagah perkasa, dikabarkan, selepas memakan sumpit2 ni lah, dia menjadi kuat.. , sekali dia hembus nafas waktu tidur, terangkat la atap rumah..


ni ha wajah ikan tu:




ni, gmbran ikan ni menyumpit cari makanan


ni keterangan ikan sumpit2,

Family Toxotidae

Indo-Pacific. Characterised by the straight back and deeply-curved belly, this group of estuarine fishes is endowed with the charming skill of striking down insects from above the water by shooting water droplets or a stream of water at them. It does so by means of a very special mouth structure.


Genus Toxotes
Euryhaline; 16 cm; oviparous; carnivorous (to a large extent insectivorous); solitary or in small packs; surface-dwelling. Indigenous, fairly common. Mangrove streams and estuaries.

Like the spotted Scat, this species is included because it is often sold in aquaria as a freshwater fish, though it is more characteristic of brackish waters in Singapore. It is an intelligent and attractive fish, its large eyes are said to be capable of sharp binocular vision, vital for shooting down insects from above the water with accuracy. It is reputed that the fish is usually accurate to a distance of about a metre or so.
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Post time 28-8-2009 04:36 PM | Show all posts
btw, ikan ni ikan air masin, bukan ikan sungai..
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Post time 28-8-2009 04:39 PM | Show all posts
khekhkhekhekhkhekhekhekhkhekhekhkhekhekhhkekelakarr giler khekhekhkhe
pu3_fiona Post at 28-8-2009 13:07


wah2 pu3,gelak kat kita plak yek..nk kena babap ni ...
dah anak sedara haku yg ckp camtu
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Post time 28-8-2009 04:55 PM | Show all posts
selamat berbukak poserr pd yg poserr..

mna ygtak poserr tak yah bukak la poserr.. blk neh mencekik aje trusss
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Post time 28-8-2009 05:14 PM | Show all posts
tak boleh makan ikan tapah ngan ikan talang,

tak suke makan ikan bawal, tak suke makan tom yam
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Post time 28-8-2009 05:29 PM | Show all posts
pakcik ismi wat umrah, kat sana pak arab bg makan kambing, pakcik menolak sebb ada darah tgi n sebagainya, tapi pak arab tu jangan isau ada penawarnya,
pas makan kambing bg yang xtahan makan tu, cub  ...
ismiulammraja Post at 28-8-2009 10:08


best nyer ubat tu... lepas kene darah tinggi, kene kencing manis lak.
uhuhuhuh~~~
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Post time 29-8-2009 12:25 AM | Show all posts
salam..nak join gak la...
shieda x leh nak lalu mkn ikan yg ada daging yg warna itam tu ...antaranya selar,cencaru n kembong....pernah mkn dulu pastu termuntah...sejak dr tu x berani nak mkn lg
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 Author| Post time 29-8-2009 12:27 AM | Show all posts
112# shieda

salam shieda,
ek naper tak leh makan lak
plik la
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Post time 29-8-2009 10:05 AM | Show all posts
wah2 pu3,gelak kat kita plak yek..nk kena babap ni ...
dah anak sedara haku yg ckp camtu
pinky46 Post at 2009-8-28 16:39


khkehkehkehkhke..tapi kelakar lah pink...khehkehkkhehk..eir gelo khekhkhe
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Post time 29-8-2009 10:10 AM | Show all posts
pu3 ni jahat ar..sob2
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Post time 29-8-2009 10:39 AM | Show all posts
...huh..pinky dh nangiisss......heheh larikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...e'ehh ank patung tercicir..kutip jup...sambung lagi larikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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 Author| Post time 29-8-2009 11:42 AM | Show all posts
aloo
pinkyyy
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Post time 29-8-2009 12:03 PM | Show all posts
aku xley makan angen......tu pantang turun temurun..kalau makan jugak....nanti abes duit...hehehe...gurauan di pagi sabtu
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 Author| Post time 29-8-2009 12:14 PM | Show all posts
haha
lawak2222
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Post time 29-8-2009 12:32 PM | Show all posts
kyleril.. aku pun sama gak, kalau makan angin gak.. perut kembung....
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