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Author: Kentang.Goreng

[Tempatan] Ah Beng drive kereta, berhenti nak berak, akhirnya kena pijak gajah

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Post time 19-2-2017 05:56 AM | Show all posts
setau aku gajah ni takkan senang2 serang orang kalau takde sebab, so aku rasa la dua ekor ni ada buat menda2 yang sesuatu laa...
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Post time 19-2-2017 07:11 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Amboi masing2 speku berselingkuh katanya. Kalau nak berselingkuh, tak payah kat dalam hutan sis. banyak nyamuk jah.
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Post time 19-2-2017 08:12 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Terus qada hajat...
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Post time 19-2-2017 08:20 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ini baru betul.....

Gajah depan mata tak nampak, kuman seberang laut nampak jelas.
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Post time 19-2-2017 08:30 AM | Show all posts
haipppp... nasib x menyebelahi..
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Post time 19-2-2017 08:34 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
maybe nak tembak gajah tu kot nak curi gading dia
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Post time 19-2-2017 09:43 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
shamsadis replied at 18-2-2017 07:33 PM
Yang engkau berak depan dia tu dah kenapa  memang la pakcik tu marah dia sondolnya ko

Adduuyyaaiii,hahaha... Tergelak sensorang   
Takziah laa,agak2 kalo nak mmbuang air kecil@besau, pandang skeliling...berhati2 ada mata yang memerhati
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Post time 19-2-2017 10:11 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Jalan ni mmglah selalu tempat laluan gajah..kalau nak berhenti pn tkleh suka2 hati...gelap je...tkde lampu..tkde kwsn rehat tuk membuang hajat...i pernah lalu 2 kali je...tu pn rasa seram je..ngan hujan lebst gila time tu...rasa nak kencing pn thn je sbb mmg tkde rnr.....last sekali ada lah tmpt solatnya..tmpt mkn2..tu pn jauh lah.....turun je terus cari toilet ngan kena beraturnya n time tu msh hjn lebat...tk thn sungguh..kalau bdk2 skt perut time lalu jln ni tk tau lah mcm mana....
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Post time 19-2-2017 10:54 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
lazim replied at 18-2-2017 09:24 PM
Knp aku bc cerita nurse yg terima pt ni mcm lain...

Nurse tu cerita apa?
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Post time 19-2-2017 11:44 AM | Show all posts
teringat kisah gajah langgar keretapi dulu2. Hehehe.

gajah ni kalo marah mmg gila.
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Post time 19-2-2017 11:50 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
lazim replied at 18-2-2017 09:24 PM
Knp aku bc cerita nurse yg terima pt ni mcm lain...

Tak paham aku citer apa..  Gigih aku baca lagi skali  artikel atas nak cari watak nurse...
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Post time 19-2-2017 11:51 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
abangbeca replied at 19-2-2017 11:50 AM
Tak paham aku citer apa..  Gigih aku baca lagi skali  artikel atas nak cari watak nurse...

Aku baca komen nurse kt fb.. tp aku dh lupa
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Post time 19-2-2017 11:54 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
pooh~key replied at 19-2-2017 07:11 AM
Amboi masing2 speku berselingkuh katanya. Kalau nak berselingkuh, tak payah kat dalam hutan sis. ban ...

Masalahnya bukan pasal selingkuh boleh jer kat memana... Ni pasal citer berak agak susah nak dihadam sbb ponpuan yg tunggu apek ni berak pun ikut patah riuk sekali...
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Post time 19-2-2017 11:56 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
lazim replied at 19-2-2017 11:51 AM
Aku baca komen nurse kt fb.. tp aku dh lupa

Ceh tetiba ilang ingatan....
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Post time 19-2-2017 12:03 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Atata replied at 19-2-2017 08:34 AM
maybe nak tembak gajah tu kot nak curi gading dia

Ataupun dia projek nak 'tembak' kawan indon dia tu gajah kaco daun...
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Post time 19-2-2017 01:38 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
mbhcsf replied at 18-2-2017 07:46 PM
Ape punca gajah tu berang? I mean kesian jugakla nak mengqada hajat di hutan...kalau boleh jgn buat  ...

u tau tak letaknya lebuhraya timur barat?  
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Post time 19-2-2017 01:53 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Berak merata lg....
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Post time 19-2-2017 05:20 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
abangbeca replied at 19-2-2017 11:54 AM
Masalahnya bukan pasal selingkuh boleh jer kat memana... Ni pasal citer berak agak susah nak dihad ...

Lorr edris suparti tu pompuan kaa
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Post time 19-2-2017 05:29 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
pearl.silver replied at 19-2-2017 05:20 PM
Lorr edris suparti tu pompuan kaa
Taiping: Lelaki dan wanita cedera diserang gajah



aah... sekilas nama deris jgn disangka abam misai...


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Post time 19-2-2017 05:51 PM | Show all posts
abangbeca replied at 19-2-2017 05:29 PM
aah... sekilas nama deris jgn disangka abam misai...

OMG

aku mati2 ingat Edris Suparti tu jantan....



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