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Author: jointhecurse

ROti? Hmm berangin ke?

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Post time 5-5-2017 10:33 PM | Show all posts
Felycya replied at 5-5-2017 09:57 PM
Fel pernah kena time beratur nk bayar kt ikea org depan mengebom bau tempoyak pekasam telur masin  ...

omg...kurang ajar sungguh org itu.....aduhaiiii....muka tembok
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Post time 5-5-2017 10:54 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
cubajaya replied at 5-5-2017 09:33 PM
omg...kurang ajar sungguh org itu.....aduhaiiii....muka tembok

Muka pengebom berani mati.  :

Lepas tu saja je dia berjalan ke depan bayar mcm biasa mcm xde ape2 berlaku bayar kt cashier siap senyum sinis lagi tu bila cashier pandang kearah dia buat ekspresi muka 'ko kentut eh tadi barua'

Lepas tu dia berlenggang kangkung gi beli karipap plak...
Kebetulan fel mmg ngidam nk makan karipap tembun ikea tu..
Beratur lagi sekali blkg dia.  

Tp kali ni selamat lh dia siap senyum senyum kambing lagi kt fel.  
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Post time 5-5-2017 11:06 PM | Show all posts
aiyooo....jatuh betul sahammmm  dia...kan best klu ramai dgr pakat boooo ramai2 haha
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Post time 5-5-2017 11:06 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Patutnya tak berangin melainkan ko letak roti tu dpn kipas yg sedang berputar
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Post time 6-5-2017 02:47 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
jointhecurse replied at 5-5-2017 08:19 PM
Okeh t ak try ikt cdgan hg..aah white bread.. whole bread jrg2 makan..

Ok. Dah buat nnt update
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 Author| Post time 6-5-2017 03:59 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Felycya replied at 5-5-2017 09:53 PM
Yelaa u...
I gigih taip tadi tau pengalaman adik i berurut sengkak sampai memekik nk disepaknye m ...

Hahahaha.. oran ckp sengkak xelok jgk sbnarnya.. i baca kat mana tah .. cm bahaya..something like thay
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 Author| Post time 6-5-2017 04:03 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
beautifulliar replied at 5-5-2017 09:37 PM
Korang cite kentut kuar ikut cekpit ni teringat lak ada kawan hat bermasalah gini..dulu dia cita ten ...

Ha xtau la.. sruh mbr tu wt snaman kagel selalu.. ak lpas buat snaman kagel alhamdullilah xd bunyi kuat dh. Ak b4 kawen cm take for granted tau ja psala  kentut vagina ni.. pasal kagel ni.. tp xbuat pn senaman konon xd msalah ni.. dh kawen.. ha ambik.. so spa2 yg blm kawen selalu la amal snaman kagel..
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 Author| Post time 6-5-2017 04:04 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
kernasayang replied at 5-5-2017 10:00 PM
Selalu je mkn roti...tak hangin pulak.
tapi kalau mkn mee kuning mmg hangin

Okeh.. maknanya dia depend kat orang la kan
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 Author| Post time 6-5-2017 04:06 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kejora927 replied at 5-5-2017 10:21 PM
Samalaa saya mmg pantang roti..mmg berangin2 badan ukk ukk sendawa .
Konon2 nk alas perut skit..tp ...

Tula.. rasanya kena elakkan dh pas ni.huhu
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 Author| Post time 6-5-2017 04:07 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
swimswim replied at 5-5-2017 11:06 PM
Patutnya tak berangin melainkan ko letak roti tu dpn kipas yg sedang berputar

Tp klo tgk komen2 oran lain.. da jgk yg berangin
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 Author| Post time 6-5-2017 04:08 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
maeye replied at 6-5-2017 02:47 AM
Ok. Dah buat nnt update

Bereh boh.. tp lemping tu yg tepung gandum yg di bncuh n di gorengkan.. klo yg tu slalu ja makan xd masalah pn..
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Post time 6-5-2017 08:20 AM | Show all posts
jointhecurse replied at 6-5-2017 04:08 AM
Bereh boh.. tp lemping tu yg tepung gandum yg di bncuh n di gorengkan.. klo yg tu slalu ja makan x ...

ok..

gi try masak kek pulak. eh, makan kek
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 Author| Post time 6-5-2017 08:27 AM | Show all posts
maeye replied at 6-5-2017 08:20 AM
ok..

gi try masak kek pulak. eh, makan kek

kah2.. kek sokmo jer leh mkn.. cm xd msalah.. ak rasa sbb roti ja kot
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Post time 6-5-2017 08:44 AM | Show all posts
mana ada angin, kemas je perut makan roti
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Post time 6-5-2017 09:21 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
jointhecurse replied at 6-5-2017 04:03 AM
Ha xtau la.. sruh mbr tu wt snaman kagel selalu.. ak lpas buat snaman kagel alhamdullilah xd bunyi ...

  

Nanti nk bgtau dia..ingtkan kentut kuar ikut cekpit tu sebab dia ckp salu wt seks ngn laki so kentut tu sbnrnya angin kuar sbb dh longgar
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 Author| Post time 6-5-2017 09:42 AM | Show all posts
dubuk replied at 6-5-2017 08:44 AM
mana ada angin, kemas je perut makan roti

mgkin lain oran lain reaksi perut.. perut hampa myb ok
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 Author| Post time 6-5-2017 09:44 AM | Show all posts
Edited by jointhecurse at 6-5-2017 09:48 AM
beautifulliar replied at 6-5-2017 09:21 AM
Nanti nk bgtau dia..ingtkan kentut kuar ikut cekpit tu sebab dia ckp salu wt seks ngn  ...

tu pn salah satu sbb.. sbb xgrip.. klo nak lebih info cer google ja napa kentut vagina berlaku.. biasa jadi masa style dog***.. kami pn bru ja tau.. b4 ni xpenah tau pn.. kentut vagina ni perkara biasa tp jd xbiasa klo berbau..tu bahaya sikit.. kna p jmpa doc na
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Post time 6-5-2017 10:32 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
jointhecurse replied at 6-5-2017 02:59 AM
Hahahaha.. oran ckp sengkak xelok jgk sbnarnya.. i baca kat mana tah .. cm bahaya..something like  ...

Kalau tukang urut tu xpro mmg bahaya...

Elok nk naikkan keratas senget benget plak kang.  
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Post time 6-5-2017 11:00 AM | Show all posts
TT..  alah dengan gluten kot yang buat perut kembung.. kan roti diperbuat dari tepung gandum, bila masuk perut akan kembang.. tu jadi bloated... sebab saya pun ada masalah yang sama. semua jenis benda yang bertepung tak boleh makan lagi-lagi yang ada yeast.
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 Author| Post time 6-5-2017 11:19 AM | Show all posts
Felycya replied at 6-5-2017 10:32 AM
Kalau tukang urut tu xpro mmg bahaya...

Elok nk naikkan keratas senget benget plak kang.   ...

tu xbrani... huwaaa
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