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saya tanya, cikgu jawab ya....

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Post time 19-5-2017 07:08 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts |Read mode
MURID: Cikgu. Boleh saya tanya soalan
CIKGU: Tanyalah.
MURID: Macamana nak simpan gajah dalam almari.
CIKGU: Tak tahu.
MURID: Senang ja. Buka pintu almari, masukkan gajah.
CIKGU:
MURID: Nak tanya lagi cikgu.
CIKGU: Hmm. Tanyalah
MURID: Mcmana nak simpan kerbau dalam almari.
CIKGU: Oh senang ja. Buka pintu almari, masukkan kerbau.
MURID: Salah... Kena keluarkan gajah tu dulu.
CIKGU: Awak main2 ya.
MURID: Tak adalah.

MURID: Cikgu. Kalau harimau buat birthday parti, semua binatang pergi, last sekali siapa yg tinggal.
CIKGU: Tinggal harimaulah....sebab dia makan habis semua binatang2 tu.
MURID: Salah. Kerbau, sebab dia masih lagi dalam almari.
CIKGU: Ishh... Kamu ni.

MURID: Soalan last cikgu.
CIKGU: Ok.
MURID: Mcmana cara nak berenang kat sungai yg banyak buaya.
CIKGU: Tak ada cara. Saya kena guna bot.
MURID: Salah. Berenang je lah.
CIKGU: Kamu nak mati kena makan dgn buaya ka.
MURID: Tak matilah....Kan semua binatang pergi bithday parti harimau tadi cikgu lupe ekkk??
*CIKGU*:  

MURID: Cikgu2, yg paling last, ya.
CIKGU: Baikla. Ha, apa?
MURID: Kenapa bila naik bas ada tempat duduk basah?
CIKGU: Ada orang tumpahkan air.
MURID: Salah. Sebab..tadi kan berenang kt sungai..
*CIKGU*: @#$&^*
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Post time 19-5-2017 07:53 AM | Show all posts
bijak bijak
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Post time 19-5-2017 08:04 AM | Show all posts
student yang bijak...
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Post time 19-5-2017 08:42 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hehehehe...bijak
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Post time 19-5-2017 08:51 AM | Show all posts
hahaaaaaaaaa bijakkkkkk
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Post time 19-5-2017 09:54 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahhaha..terkedu cikgu dpt anak murid bijak sgt..
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Post time 19-5-2017 10:02 AM | Show all posts
pening dpt ank murid mcm ni
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Post time 19-5-2017 10:38 AM | Show all posts
sabar je la cikgu...
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Post time 19-5-2017 10:49 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Penat cikgu nak melayan anak murid macam tu
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Post time 19-5-2017 11:01 AM | Show all posts
Hahaha. Bijak bijak.
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Post time 19-5-2017 11:27 AM | Show all posts
HAHAHA...

cikgu pun melayan....
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Post time 19-5-2017 12:13 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Tinggi kesabaran cikgu
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Post time 19-5-2017 12:26 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 19-5-2017 12:38 PM | Show all posts
adoi pening dapat anak murid gini.... mcm anak murid kawan aku ja.. byk songeh hahahah
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Post time 19-5-2017 01:41 PM | Show all posts
kemain melarat larat teka teki tekuk dia. bijok bijok!
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Post time 19-5-2017 01:49 PM | Show all posts
genius..bijak btol
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Post time 19-5-2017 02:46 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Terlajak bijak.
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