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[Cerita] Syurga ada rokok tak?

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Author: kutaq    From the mobile phone    Show all posts   Read mode

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Post time 19-5-2017 08:06 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts |Read mode
Untuk yang masih hisap rokok, ini ada berita baik. Pagi tadi lepas kuliah subuh di masjid ada yang bertanya kepada ustaz.

Jemaah : Maaf ustaz saya nak tanya. Kalau di syurga ada rokok tak ye?

Ustaz : Ada.

Jemaah : Oooh, Alhamdulillaaaahh..  Lega betul hati saya rasanya dengar jawapan ustaz.

Ustaz : Tapi...

Jemaah : Tapi kenapa ustaz??

Ustaz : Tapi sayang. Di syurga tidak ada api. Jadi kalau nak pasang api rokok, kena jalan sikit.

Jemaah : Jalan ke mana ustaz?

Ustaz : Ke NERAKA!




  
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kutaq replied at 19-5-2017 08:06 PM
Untuk yang masih hisap rokok, ini ada berita baik. Pagi tadi lepas kuliah subuh di masjid ada yang b ...

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ustad fefeeling tuhan ka? tau tau je dalam syurga xde api ada rokok xde letrik
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Post time 20-5-2017 08:39 PM | Show all posts
Sedangkan burung syurga boleh offer nak jadi burung grill, inikan pula rokok, terus rokok tu sendiri akan tanya nak bakar warna apa kat depan, flavor classic ke flavor kayangan, asap nak bentuk apa bunga-bunga ke ulang2 bentuk asap hexagon ukiran islamic?
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hahaha!

Padu. Perokok tegar sangat.
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