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Post time 25-7-2019 01:36 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Seorang orang tua sedang duduk di kerusi di sebuah taman bunga sambil menikmati udara petang. Tiba-tiba seorang anak muda bergaya punk duduk di sebelah si atok tersebut.

Rambut anak muda itu dicat kuning dan hijau, sementara rambut-rambut yang berdiri dicat jingga dan ungu. Di sekeliling matanya diwarnakan hitam. Orang tua itu lama menatap si punk tersebut.

Merasa terganggu dengan tatapan orang tua itu, pemuda punk itu bertanya.. "Eh,pakcik, kenapa tenung saya macam tu? Apakah dulu waktu muda pakcik tidak pernah buat kerja yang gila-gila?"

Setelah menarik nafas panjang, orang tua itu menjawab "Tentu saja pernah. Dulu aku pernah mabuk teruk.. dan ketika mabuk itulah aku merogol seekor burung kakatua. jadi sekarang ini aku keliru, jangan-jangan kamu adalah anakku."

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Post time 25-7-2019 02:03 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
'....tak mungkin,sebab burung tersebut telah mati setelah dirogol oleh pakcik..lgpun burung tu jantan..' jawab si anak muda

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Post time 25-7-2019 02:14 PM | Show all posts
Boomibulat replied at 25-7-2019 02:03 PM
'....tak mungkin,sebab burung tersebut telah mati setelah dirogol oleh pakcik..lgpun burung tu janta ...

semburitan duh..
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Post time 25-7-2019 02:46 PM | Show all posts
Lawak Jerry Lewis
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Hmmmm.... Bole la...
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Post time 26-7-2019 08:06 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
hahaha
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Post time 26-7-2019 11:07 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Pakcik keliru tu rambut ke burung

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Post time 27-7-2019 12:27 AM | Show all posts
atuk tu buta warna sebenarnya
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Post time 27-7-2019 12:40 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Eh? Hmm...
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Post time 28-7-2019 09:41 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahahha...sampai tua pakcik keliru



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Post time 28-7-2019 10:26 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahaahahha4
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Post time 28-7-2019 11:22 PM | Show all posts
Mabuk teruk pakcik ni... Ntah kakak tua mana drogolnye blh plak claim burung kakaktua yg  yg dirogolnye... Nk tala celah mana

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Post time 29-7-2019 09:41 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Sohih pakcik tu Dah tua pun masuk lg
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Post time 30-7-2019 01:17 PM | Show all posts
....masih cuba membayangkan kejadian rogol itu..eh
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Post time 31-7-2019 12:21 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Adoi la pakcik...  
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Post time 31-7-2019 05:29 PM | Show all posts
seram plak bunyinya...
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Aduhaiiii...  
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