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Author: juragan_malam

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Post time 21-8-2010 11:59 PM | Show all posts
hahahaha...............siap pakai kot ngan pistol? waduh! mcm mafia ni.....x dapat la nak dipast ...
juragan_malam Post at 21-8-2010 23:33



    oooo.... tq atas penjelasan tu. sje nak kpastian je.

tapi apa2 pun thread pak jue ni mmg best la.
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 Author| Post time 22-8-2010 12:11 AM | Show all posts
Reply 1958# ea208964


   aku x pernah jumpa....kalau aku jumpa aku yg lari dulu...
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 Author| Post time 22-8-2010 03:41 AM | Show all posts
Reply  juragan_malam


    tapi dulu ade kecoh pasal hantu pokok pisang.. kat blakang tu ade banyak la pokok pisang gak.. takut gak la nak pg belakang.. kan masa tu ade citer yang orang laki ikat ibu jari dia ngan benang sampai kat pokok pisang...
dinosour_27 Post at 21-8-2010 09:34


cerita ni mmg dah kira femes dulu...sampai di dramakan..oleh singapore's ghost stories dan thailand x tau lah apa tajuk dia..mesti 'hantu pokok pisang' gak kot...

kalau kat malaysia, ada dalam crita org minyak yg dulu2...pokok pisang ni pun misteri gak...tapi x semua pokok pisang...sebab dari hujung daun sampai ke hujung akar pun ada kegunaannya.....jadi x hairanlah kalu ada kuar criter mistik pasal pokok pisang ni...

cara dia kalau x silap... cari or tanam pokok pisang berhadapan ngan tingkap bilik tidor kita...bila pisang tu dah kuarkan jantung dia...ikat hujung jantung tu ngan benang merah, (kalu kat drama tu cucuk paku kat batang pisang tu) pas tu sambung ikat kat ibu jari kaki....malam 2 ada la pompuan cantik akan menjelma...minta la apa hajat kita...orng kata ada yg muncul baik...ada yang muncul jahat...

(terjadi kat aku gak)..bila kita tanam pisang, sepatutnya dalam tempoh jangka masa yg ditentukan pisang akan mengeluarkan jantung dan berbuah....tapi dah berbulan2 hidup x juga berbuah2....kita gertak je pokok pisang tu..

satu hari tu, aku dh agak tension sebab hasil yg aku tunggu2 x kunjung tiba...aku amik parang...pastu aku 'sound' pokok pisang tu....kalau ko takat hidup mcm ni x berbuah, aku tebang je ko ni!..

x ingat la selang beberapa hari, mak mertua aku tegur..eh! pisang ni dah kuar jantung dia....baru ingat nak suruh tebang..
dalam hati aku...nasib baik aku x tebang aritu cuma takat bagi warning je....x tau la tu kebetulan or keberkesanan petua org2 tua..
bila dah masak....isi dia manis berlemak...kulit dia nipis je...sayang pokok pisang aku!
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Post time 22-8-2010 03:49 AM | Show all posts
Reply 1963# juragan_malam


    bahaya tul juragan dgn pokok  - arituh mampuih pokok jambu ke  kena sumpah ...harinih cete pokok pisang kena gertak pulak ...
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 Author| Post time 22-8-2010 03:56 AM | Show all posts
biasalah ea.... mulut mcm lahanat....nasib baik aku x reti nak sumpah2 orang....kang lain lak jadi nya.........

ni bangun sahur ke dah sahur ?
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Post time 22-8-2010 03:57 AM | Show all posts
ni cete hantu pokok pisang thailand...betullah yg dtg hantu pompuan kot ..dia cari cincin dia..

Thailand Ghost Story: The Ghost of Isra
Near a Tanio banana grove, the ghost of Isra would appear. She would always appear in the banana grove and acted like she was looking for something. After a while, a few curious people wanted to see what she was looking for. They dug in and around the area where Isra would make her appearance. Finally they discovered a beautiful gold ring. The people that found the ring, did not want a curse to fall upon them and placed the ring on one of the large banana leaves. They stepped back in the darkness and Isra made her appearance. She placed the ring on her finger and a large light appeared. The light engulfed Isra and she was never seen again. It is believed that the ring was given to Isra by her loving husband and she was very fond of the ring. Isra was never seen again.
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Post time 22-8-2010 09:23 AM | Show all posts
Reply 1960# juragan_malam


betul tu...buah kundang lonjong2 & buah setar dia bulat
tp org slalu tertukar antara keduanya..
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Post time 22-8-2010 09:27 AM | Show all posts
Reply 1963# juragan_malam


slalu je wat cam ni kt pokok yg x berbuah
nk ugut tebang la, nk racun la...rasa cam lawak puloks....
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Post time 22-8-2010 11:01 AM | Show all posts
Reply 1963# juragan_malam

pokok pisang leh buah sekali je kan.. pastu kene tebang.. nanti dia tubuh oucuk baru.. kalau tak silap la.. lupe.. hahaha.. dah lame aku tak main2 kat kebun.. aku ingat.. satu malam.. masa tu bapak aku nak tunggu kebun durian.. aku ye ye nak ikut.. mase tu tadika kot.. hahahah.. malam2 pakai helmet carik buah durian gugur.. kadang2 ade bunyi tapi takde durian nye.. kalau dulu tak ditunggu abis kene kebas ngan penyangak.. huhu.. dok dalam pondok.. malam abis kene lian ngan nyamuk.. tapi best.. mase kcik tak terpikir a plak bende scary merry ni.. paling aku ingat.. abah aku tunggu kat pondok sorang22 kul 2 macamtu terkocoh2 balik.. muke pucat.. rupenye kene kejar hantu kot.. tapi tak nampak.. dia ngilai.. arwah tok amik parang panjang.. suh abah masuk.. dia lak pg kejar cik pon tu.. padan muke dia.. nasib tak kene sembelih wat korban.. huhuhu
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Post time 22-8-2010 12:38 PM | Show all posts
mlm tadi dlam kol 12 aku nampak hantu beromer dlm kereta kat tepi rumah aku.siap boleh buka lampu nak tenggok gigitan cinta kat dada pompuan.pastu tutup lampu sambung balik .sudahnya aku call kwn2 soh pi tangkap .haha...kesian terbantuk budak2 tu nak buat projek.tulah hantu syaitan yang tak terikat bulan puasa ni .hantu alam lain aku tak nampak tapi hantu yang ni tiap 2 mlm minggu mesti ada .
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 Author| Post time 22-8-2010 12:42 PM | Show all posts
Reply 1969# dinosour_27


   hahhaha....dasyat la tok awak....mcm abg long aku cerita la...jaman dulu2 ada ponti or langsuir ngaco kat kampung...time tu dia muda2 lagi.....so dia and the gang mlm2 p berjaga kat simpang jalan besar...
konon mcm RT la...tp x official punya...so kalau ada ponti2 tu muncul dia and the gang moto RXS dia tu akan kejar ponti tu sampai ke sarang dia....

yg paling best dia cakap, dia and the gang akan ronda kat umah2 yg ada anak dara je......cari jodoh katanya....hahhahha
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 Author| Post time 22-8-2010 01:23 PM | Show all posts
Reply 1970# notiey

hahahha.............kat mana tu? lain kali kalu ada...roger2 la...time tu boleh release tensen...."O! kuang hajo! buat maksiat ye? amik ko!" dusyum! dusyum! wachaaaaaaaa!....
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Post time 22-8-2010 06:02 PM | Show all posts
Reply 1972# juragan_malam

hahaha....mmg amik kesempatan tol....
semlm kat tmpat haku neh ader gak yg kena tgkap basah
siang2 hari lak tuh....
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Post time 22-8-2010 06:07 PM | Show all posts
Reply 1969# dinosour_27


    bestnya still boleh ingat benda2 zaman kecik2, aku dah lost, habis dah hilang smua, kenape ea??? hahahhahaha, kalau ayah or mak citer balik pon, aku just sengih, konon2 ingat, tapi sebenarnya tak ingat langsung, memang blank terus.....tak ada langsung ingatan aku masa kecih2 dulu....
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Post time 22-8-2010 11:51 PM | Show all posts
salam avam jue
salam kaka nurul...

baru hari ni masuk thread
79 pages dlm masa sehari {:2_68:}
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 Author| Post time 23-8-2010 12:56 AM | Show all posts
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Post time 23-8-2010 01:06 AM | Show all posts
reserved dulu yek
juragan_malam Post at 23-8-2010 00:56



    ok
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 Author| Post time 23-8-2010 01:23 AM | Show all posts
salam avam jue
salam kaka nurul...

baru hari ni masuk thread
79 pages dlm masa sehari
nik2121 Post at 22-8-2010 23:51



   salam nik............
selamat bersahur dan menjalankan ibadah puasa...........
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Post time 23-8-2010 01:24 AM | Show all posts
Reply 1978# juragan_malam


    wsalam avam jue..
mekaceh...
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Post time 23-8-2010 02:08 AM | Show all posts
Reply 1976# juragan_malam


    hahaha....try r nyanyi lagu ni kt hutan..xpun bwh pokok pisang kol 2 pagi...orang da ramai try tp ak x berani lagi r TT...
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