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Author: GuaAnakMelaka

LAWAK KELAS ARAB

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Post time 17-4-2012 11:17 AM | Show all posts
Reply 160# want2bhappy


    skrg da jarang balik shah alam. parents ada kat seremban skrg. selalu balik seremban la plak

kat kedai tak sure la ada ke tak buku camni sbb publisher dia dari pakistan tak silap. buku ni plak, ada orang hadiahkan kat pakcik tu. dia beli kat US. kalo nak, nnti sy photostatkan dulu baru sy mintak alamat utk pos ye.
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Post time 17-4-2012 11:53 AM | Show all posts
Reply  want2bhappy


    skrg da jarang balik shah alam. parents ada kat seremban skrg. selalu b ...
aLieNzDaToR Post at 17-4-2012 11:17


OK.. TRIMAS 100X... NANTI DAH POTOSTAT KASITAU ANA YA....
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Post time 17-4-2012 02:01 PM | Show all posts
Reply  aKudaRikayanGan


   rajin2 jengah.......dulu selalu masuk board lain,ada stalker momod g ...
GuaAnakMelaka Post at 16-4-2012 18:26


hehehehehe bod mana la tu kn???hehehehehe
klu free lepak la kt bod MPS...kta sllu lepak kt sna....
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 Author| Post time 17-4-2012 02:20 PM | Show all posts
Reply 163# aKudaRikayanGan


   MPS?bod mana tu???
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Post time 17-4-2012 02:43 PM | Show all posts
Reply  aKudaRikayanGan


   MPS?bod mana tu???
GuaAnakMelaka Post at 17-4-2012 14:20


di sini ---> http://mforum2.cari.com.my/forumdisplay.php?fid=173
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 Author| Post time 18-4-2012 05:44 AM | Show all posts
Part 48

Hasan : ustaz....seekor gajah filun..dua ekor?

ustaz : filani...

Hasan : habis ustaz, Ferrari dua apa ustaz?

ustaz : @#$%^&*(@#$%^&*()
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 Author| Post time 18-4-2012 05:46 AM | Show all posts
Part 49

Pasaraya

Aminah : ustaz......makanan halal dalam bahasa arab apa?

ustaz : tho'amul halal...

Aminah oo..syukran ustaz...

Hasan : saya tahu ustaz...

ustaz : apa yang kamu tahu?

Hasan : tho'am haram itu makanan haram kan?

ustaz : sohih.......

Aminah : @#$%^&*()@#$%^&*()
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 Author| Post time 18-4-2012 05:47 AM | Show all posts
Part 50

Dalam kereta

ustaz : jemmmm...

Hasan : jemmm bahasa arab apa ustaz?

ustaz : jemmm...

hasan : @#$%^&*(@#$%^&*()
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 Author| Post time 18-4-2012 05:51 AM | Show all posts
Masa aku sekolah arab kat Kelantan..aku ni lembab sikit...almaklum pelajar kurang baca buku....masa tu kelas Peralihan..sekolah arab mmg ada kelas peralihan...


satu hari ustaz Adam tanya

"Saat...yadhribu feel apa?"

aku pun jawab " isim madhi!"

jawapan yang betul feel mudhorik...

dia debuk kat belakang badan aku....sakitnya Tuhan je tahu!

"Saat...Saat.....apa nak jadi ni..."katanya..

bila terkenang2 balik,rasa nak nangis pun ada....ntah idup ke tidak ustaz Adam tu......
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 Author| Post time 18-4-2012 05:53 AM | Show all posts
x sangka aku...thread ni dah 3924 views............

kawan2 aku kat Universiti...ada yg belas2 tahun dah x jumpa..yg meninggal dunia pun dua orang..sorang budak Kleantan,sorang budak Ganu....

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 Author| Post time 18-4-2012 05:54 AM | Show all posts
yg duduk depan dr kiri ustaz Ali,pensyarah Kusza,belakang dia ustaz Borhan pensyarah UIA....

kawan2 aku semua hebat2..aku je yg jadi tauke kira utang siang malam.....


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 Author| Post time 18-4-2012 05:56 AM | Show all posts
ni anak sulong aku...skrg tahun 4....

aku harap dia jadi ustaz..almaklum ayahnya x jadi ustaz....

jadi tauke....

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 Author| Post time 18-4-2012 06:02 AM | Show all posts
zaman internet memudahkan kita....x yah nak belek buku2...

nak semak makna perkataan arab masuk sini...

http://www.baheth.info/

nak dowlod buku arab masuk sini...


http://shamela.ws/


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 Author| Post time 18-4-2012 06:03 AM | Show all posts
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 Author| Post time 18-4-2012 06:18 AM | Show all posts
tonton channel arab

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Post time 18-4-2012 06:36 AM | Show all posts
Masa aku sekolah arab kat Kelantan..aku ni lembab sikit...almaklum pelajar kurang baca buku....masa  ...
GuaAnakMelaka Post at 18-4-2012 05:51


TT mohon kasi terang skit...tak brapa paham laa

hari2 'Jemmm'...hahaha
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 Author| Post time 18-4-2012 07:47 AM | Show all posts
buku aku suka baca

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 Author| Post time 18-4-2012 07:48 AM | Show all posts
buku ni pun aku suka baca

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