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JIZZZ... KLONG! KLONG! Bila Rasa Gatal Kat Belakang Badan...

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 Author| Post time 14-4-2014 01:29 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

dubuk posted on 10-4-2014 08:38 AM
garu dengan jari lebih nikmat



Jari kaki ke ni...?


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 Author| Post time 14-4-2014 01:30 AM | Show all posts

Haaa...

duniaku85 posted on 10-4-2014 09:26 AM
klau suruh org garu..selalu nye tak kena port gatal tu..susah nk explain part2 yg tgh gatal tu.. tak ...



Kan...? Pastu kalau kena pong tak cukop feel sebab 'lembut' sangat...


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 Author| Post time 14-4-2014 01:30 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

shogun77 posted on 10-4-2014 09:34 AM
suruh kawan tolong garukannn....



Kalau masa tu takde kawang...?


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 Author| Post time 14-4-2014 01:31 AM | Show all posts

Huh!

budak_gemuk91 posted on 10-4-2014 10:12 AM
aku g tenyeh badan at dinding...kalo ada mak ataw adik...dera la dorang tlg garu



Siap ngan mak jadi mangsa tu... Hah! Hah! Hah! Ajak lar kuceng sekali...


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 Author| Post time 14-4-2014 01:32 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

kebayaunggu posted on 10-4-2014 10:19 AM
pakai pembaris



Plastik ke kayu...? Ke besi...?


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 Author| Post time 14-4-2014 01:32 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

biggirlduncry posted on 10-4-2014 02:42 PM
mintak tolong rumet garu kan



Lepas garu tu bagi upah hapa kat rumet...?


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 Author| Post time 14-4-2014 01:33 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

lan_86 posted on 10-4-2014 05:28 PM
guling-guling atas lantai macam kucing sambil buat muka comel minta belaian.



Ni cam citer Hindustang dah ni...


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 Author| Post time 14-4-2014 01:35 AM | Show all posts

Ish!

dahliateck posted on 10-4-2014 05:58 PM
awat ada kurap ka



Bukang kurap lar... Ada lekat burger...


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 Author| Post time 14-4-2014 01:36 AM | Show all posts

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eddlisa_uyuk posted on 11-4-2014 07:47 AM
buat sendiri gan tgn je.....kalau mmg tak smpi ke apa baru minta tolong suami....tp jarang laaa



Kalau suami takde masa tu nak mintak tolong...?


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 Author| Post time 14-4-2014 01:37 AM | Show all posts

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caplimau posted on 11-4-2014 10:23 AM
pakai pembaris or pen..



Kalau pen tu tak ingat tutop mata pena dia dulu naya lar... Hah! Hah! Hah!


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Post time 14-4-2014 01:37 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 14-4-2014 01:26 AM
Aku kalau t square ni mesti ingat kat citer crossbow...

cita tahun bila ni?
85? 86?
mcm conan the barbarian..
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 Author| Post time 14-4-2014 01:37 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

lipsofanangel posted on 12-4-2014 10:11 AM
kalau kat ofis, garu sendiri..
kat rumah, mintak tlg org garukan



Kalau kat opis takde worang sudi tolong ke...?


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 Author| Post time 14-4-2014 01:38 AM | Show all posts

Hah! Hah! Hah!

yeepi_33 posted on 12-4-2014 01:47 PM
garu sendiri aa..

tp lau nak ag power..



Suh kuceng jilat pong syok hapa... Heh! Heh! Heh!


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Post time 14-4-2014 01:40 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 14-4-2014 01:35 AM
Bukang kurap lar... Ada lekat burger...

eiii dia ni x abis2 burger la, wat org teringin jer
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Post time 14-4-2014 07:20 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 14-4-2014 01:38 AM
Suh kuceng jilat pong syok hapa... Heh! Heh! Heh!



Hahaha.

Takpelah.

Wa takut kucing..
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Post time 14-4-2014 07:54 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 14-4-2014 01:27 AM
Almari baju ke hapa ni...?

eh? sampai ke kalau nak gosok2 kat almari kasut?
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Post time 14-4-2014 08:34 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 14-4-2014 01:32 AM
Plastik ke kayu...? Ke besi...?

xkisah...janji pembaris....

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Post time 14-4-2014 10:04 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 14-4-2014 01:32 AM
Lepas garu tu bagi upah hapa kat rumet...?

upah cekelat ...
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Post time 14-4-2014 10:19 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 14-4-2014 01:37 AM
Kalau pen tu tak ingat tutop mata pena dia dulu naya lar... Hah! Hah! Hah!

harus la beb.. pen tu khas tuk kepala je sbnrnye..
hahhahahaha.. bru feel lebih..
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Post time 14-4-2014 10:35 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 14-4-2014 01:30 AM
Kalau masa tu takde kawang...?

penyangkut baju la mangsanya,,,,
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