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Post time 15-7-2014 10:16 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts |Read mode
Dpd FB Ujang

Dalam sebuah kelas cekgu momuloan pengajaran ey.

` Momughid...binatang apo yang bomulo dongan urup 'G' ? `

Mughid paling dopan bongka menjawap.... `Gajah cekgu, Lalu dio di puji dek cekgu tu dongan ponoh banggo.`Ekau la mughid paling ceghodik lam kelas ni`tey

`Soalan setoghuih ey.Binatang apo lak yang bomulo dongan urup 'D' ? `

Sumo mughid diam tak dapek menjawap, lalu budak yang kono puji tadi bongka balik . 'Dua eko gajah cikgu' jawap ey dongan kompiden. murid-murid lain tegolak sampai kogheh poghut, cikgu mulo bongih.

`Ekau bedighi ateh kusi `kato cekgu.

Soalan setoghuih ey ...binatang apo lak yang bomulo dongan urup 'M' ?

Sumo diam.Bilo dah takdo yang menjawap...budak yang bedighi ateh kusi tadi lansung besogho 'Mungkin gajah'
`Ekau poie bedighi luar kelas`pokik cekgu ey yang dah mulo stress.

Soalan last....binatang apo namo ey bomulo dongan urup 'J' ?

Macam tadi jugak.takdo sapo beghani menjawap.Lamo kelas tu sunyi tetibo daghi luar kelas budak tu menjawap laie .

'Jangan jangan gajah'.

Cekgu pun keluar toghuih poie bilik rehat dan tulih sughat permohonan tukar sekolah lain kek kementerian pelajaran.
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Post time 15-7-2014 11:45 AM | Show all posts
kelakar..

tp susah nk bace..
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Post time 15-7-2014 01:41 PM | Show all posts
kesimpulan nya semua gajah...

Cikgu:binatang apa mula dgn huruf E...

murid: Entah-entah Gajah cikgu..

Cikgu:
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Post time 15-7-2014 02:42 PM | Show all posts
adoii lawak2
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Post time 16-7-2014 08:07 AM | Show all posts
daripada fb ujang juga kata tukang komen sebelum ni lawak tu dalam loghat Pahang kalau tak silap..
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Post time 16-7-2014 10:09 AM | Show all posts


mntak tukar skola  terus
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Post time 16-7-2014 12:46 PM | Show all posts
seri_mawr posted on 15-7-2014 01:41 PM
kesimpulan nya semua gajah...

Cikgu:binatang apa mula dgn huruf E...

cikgu lain plak ni
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Post time 16-7-2014 01:12 PM | Show all posts
supernaturalee posted on 16-7-2014 12:46 PM
cikgu lain plak ni

cikgu asal kan dah tukar sekolah...
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Post time 16-7-2014 01:25 PM | Show all posts
jangan jangan gajah cikgu
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Post time 16-7-2014 03:03 PM | Show all posts
kah kah kah kah..... kalu aku cekgu, terus angkat beg balik umah
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 Author| Post time 16-7-2014 04:05 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
kalau cikgu tanya nama binatang dpd a to z, mau semua jawapan ada gajah
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Post time 16-7-2014 09:10 PM | Show all posts
haha..kelakor2..
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Post time 17-7-2014 07:46 AM | Show all posts
hahaha chegu stress
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Post time 17-7-2014 09:06 AM | Show all posts
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Post time 17-7-2014 10:49 AM | Show all posts
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Post time 17-7-2014 11:03 AM | Show all posts
hahahahahaha
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Post time 17-7-2014 01:16 PM | Show all posts
Dari G semua huruf lain pun boleh pakai jugaa.....
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Post time 17-7-2014 01:33 PM | Show all posts
berbelit lidah aku nak membaca
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Post time 17-7-2014 01:47 PM | Show all posts
hahahhaha...

kesabaran betul dapat anak murid cenggini...
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