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Kisah Negro Yang Haus...

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Post time 14-3-2015 02:00 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Edited by Crystal_Apple at 14-3-2015 02:01 PM

Al kisah,Seorang Negro di Afrika sana sedang kehausan nak mati akibat tak ader air kat padang pasir.Sedang mencari  air,terjumpalah dia dgn jin padang pasir.
Jin tu bercakap ;
"Aku akan tunaikan 3 permintaan kau,oleh sebab kau dah nak KO,aku akan tunaikannya pada kehidupan lain engkau".

Negro tu pun cakap...
" Pertama,aku nak jadi putih".
" Kedua,aku nak sentiasa kena air supaya sejuk dan tak dahaga."
" Ketiga aku nak tengok punggung wanita tanpa mereka sedar"
Negro itu pun mati dengan tenang nyer.Pada kehidupan lain.....,Negro itu menjadi.....
...................... jadi Mangkuk Tandas Wanita..



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Post time 14-3-2015 02:10 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Sumpah klako
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 Author| Post time 14-3-2015 02:19 PM | Show all posts

tu lar.. mat negro tu yang nak sangat...maka permintaan yer pun termakbul jua...
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Post time 14-3-2015 03:14 PM | Show all posts
Nak tengok punggung tapi dia tak nak najis kat badannya...
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Post time 14-3-2015 03:44 PM | Show all posts
haha..klako..klako...
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Post time 14-3-2015 03:49 PM | Show all posts
Mangkok hayun punya request
Baik dia mntk jd spender pompuan jer,trus melekat
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Post time 14-3-2015 04:20 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahahahah, lawak seh..
Merana la negro tu, menerima tinja manusia lain
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Post time 14-3-2015 04:41 PM | Show all posts
kehkehkeh ambik!!
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Post time 14-3-2015 06:07 PM | Show all posts

Serius Klako

Lagi..
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 Author| Post time 14-3-2015 06:48 PM | Show all posts
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Post time 14-3-2015 07:22 PM | Show all posts
Hambik ko...
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Post time 14-3-2015 10:01 PM | Show all posts
kalau negro perempuan macam mana?
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Post time 15-3-2015 02:35 AM | Show all posts
astrooo. masa umur 3 thn lagi dh baca lawak ni dlm mastika
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Post time 15-3-2015 09:45 AM | Show all posts
cilakak punye negro
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Post time 18-3-2015 01:24 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahahahahaha
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Post time 18-3-2015 02:36 PM | Show all posts
pernah baca lawak ni...tp apa2 pun mmg lawak
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Post time 19-3-2015 08:42 AM | Show all posts
HAHAHAHA...MANGKUK TANDAS
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 Author| Post time 19-3-2015 12:10 PM | Show all posts

permintaan termakbul jua...
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Post time 19-3-2015 01:48 PM | Show all posts
jadi mangkuk jamban tapi kat tandas lelaki... arrghhhh menyesal tak sudahhhh hahahah......
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