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[LUBUK KREDIT] Berpantun 2 kerat (Bersyarat) V13

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Post time 6-5-2017 06:36 AM | Show all posts
pen merah pen biru
mana nak cari beg baru
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Post time 6-5-2017 07:01 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Muka kau macam mak lampir
Road to yistana semakin hampir
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Post time 6-5-2017 07:03 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Semalam makan pengat
Bila la aku nak naik pangkat
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Post time 6-5-2017 07:03 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Assalamualaikum pembuka kata
Hati hati bila berkata kata
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Post time 6-5-2017 07:05 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Minggu lepas pergi chennai
Pagi ni makan roti canai
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Post time 6-5-2017 07:18 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kereta dipandu laju sekali,
Haih road to yestana jadi ke tak ni?  
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Post time 6-5-2017 08:00 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Jalan-jalan sambil menari
Selamat pagi warga cari
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Post time 6-5-2017 08:20 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Pak mat ke kedai mencari paku,
Hadoi mak, sakit perut aku..
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 Author| Post time 6-5-2017 08:39 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Plannerism replied at 5-5-2017 06:52 PM
Benda batil dah sah2 salah,
Seronok semua mengecam hajjah

Konon nak cari yang beriman
Hajah dah kebal dgn kencaman
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 Author| Post time 6-5-2017 08:44 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Plannerism replied at 5-5-2017 10:52 PM
Soalan kelakar menjerat diri,
Ternyata terbukti saya newbie

Atas kepala ada kutu
Melur dulu pon begitu
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 Author| Post time 6-5-2017 08:47 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
cheergirlz replied at 5-5-2017 10:54 PM
tengok jam pukul berapa
banyak kerja @ pikir apa?

Beria sangat nak raja di jadikan menantu
Faktor cuaca kot yg tak menentu  
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 Author| Post time 6-5-2017 08:49 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
SheDeviL replied at 5-5-2017 10:59 PM
Beli karipap intinya lebih
Hi oulssss nk join boleh?

Bahaya betul demam kepialu
Masuklah jangan malu-malu
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 Author| Post time 6-5-2017 08:51 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
iman_kasih replied at 5-5-2017 11:08 PM
Salam uolsss i nk join boleh
Saje nk dapat kredit lebih

Seronok betul tengok kartun
Jemputlah masuk berpantun
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 Author| Post time 6-5-2017 08:54 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
iman_kasih replied at 5-5-2017 11:24 PM
Hari raya mkn banana
Bila la boleh ketuk pintu istana

Asah pisau yang tumpul
Byk lagi ke kena kumpul?  
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Post time 6-5-2017 08:59 AM | Show all posts
susah senang sama-sama
hjh garit pendek mcm ayam serama
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 Author| Post time 6-5-2017 09:00 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Angel24 replied at 6-5-2017 01:14 AM
Langit kelam hujan mencurah
Dah malam baru nak singgah

Pergi beli minyak cap kapak
Lamanya tak nampak
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Post time 6-5-2017 09:01 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Lepas bangun gosok gigi
Saya nak ucap selamat pagi
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Post time 6-5-2017 09:03 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
RP8 sangat tinggi
Ayuh kawan usaha lagi
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 Author| Post time 6-5-2017 09:03 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Angel24 replied at 6-5-2017 01:15 AM
Tulang keting di sepak sepatu
Kenapa nak meeting pagi sabtuuuu :

Air selalu kena catu
Mengadanya bos meeting hari sabtu
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 Author| Post time 6-5-2017 09:35 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Angel24 replied at 6-5-2017 01:21 AM
Acik qu puteh ramai peminat
Badan letih otak pun penat

Lijah jual pengat
Jangan stress sangat  
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