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LAWAK KELAS ARAB

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 Author| Post time 20-7-2012 08:25 AM | Show all posts
PART 74

ustaz : summ itu racun....kalau ditukar kepada tha,thumm..maknanya kemudian...

Hasan : ustaz.....

ustaz : apa Hasan?

Hasan : Zakirun itu orang yang ingat.....kalau buang alif jadi zakarun....

tut tut.......

ustaz : Hasan...hasan........

@#$%^&*(@#$%^&*()@#$%^&*()
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 Author| Post time 20-7-2012 08:26 AM | Show all posts
Reply 213# toynme


   kat KL ghamai.....kat arab street ghamai org arab....boleh le sembang arab.....
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 Author| Post time 20-7-2012 08:30 AM | Show all posts
pergh.....baghu 7133 views....

kalu board pendidikan seks,cepat nau dapat 50,000 views!

ceh!

PART 75?

nanti aku ada idea maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
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 Author| Post time 20-7-2012 03:06 PM | Show all posts
Sempena Ramadhan Mubarak,maka ana aka tuan hamba pun jarang berporum...mahu memanfaatkan Ramadhan yg mungkin terakhir....Mungkin tahun depan sudah di kubur...

Salah dan silap,mohon kemaafan.Umur panjang kita bertemu lagi berkongsi idea dan fikrah walaupun berlainan darah dan panjang janggut....Uhibbukum fillah.........

Melaka ada Padang Temu
Johor ada Gelang Patah
Kita bertemu janganlah jemuuu....
Kita berpisah janganlah gelisah...

Salam Ramadhan al-Mubarak...........
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 Author| Post time 9-8-2012 01:51 AM | Show all posts
PART 75

Ustaz : Man shoim? (sape posa ? )

Hasanah : ana la.......

Hasan : Anti lasti shoimah? (kamu x posa?)

Ustaz : Hasan! imra'ah maujud alqamar (Hasan..org pompuan ada bulan.....)

Hasan : Qamar?

Ustaz : is'al ummak! (tanya ibu kamu!)

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Post time 13-8-2012 10:48 AM | Show all posts
cerita2 kat sini telah menimbulkan rasa minat sy utk bljr Bahasa Arab..insyaallah..
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Post time 16-8-2012 05:01 PM | Show all posts
sakit perut gelak dh ni...smbil timba ilmu blajar bhasa arab..
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 Author| Post time 16-8-2012 08:48 PM | Show all posts
samshuri posted on 13-8-2012 10:48 AM
cerita2 kat sini telah menimbulkan rasa minat sy utk bljr Bahasa Arab..insyaallah..

terima kasih....syukran...........
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 Author| Post time 15-9-2012 03:01 AM | Show all posts
PART 76

Suatu hari di pasar Mekah...


Pelancong Indon : Kam ? (berapa?)

Tauke arab : alfun (seribu....)

Pelancong indon pun memberikan not kertas 1000 rupiah...

Tauke arab : Hah?haza laisa alfan! (ini bukan seribu!)

Pelancong Indon : Unzur Jayyidan .....(tengok betul-betul...)

Tauke arab : !@#$%^&*(!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*
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 Author| Post time 15-9-2012 03:06 AM | Show all posts




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Post time 20-9-2012 01:20 PM | Show all posts
hehe. sengal betul.
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Post time 20-9-2012 04:04 PM | Show all posts
B.Arab kalau dah tgal susah nk igt balek..
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Post time 20-9-2012 06:47 PM | Show all posts
aku suka thread ni sebab aku baru start belajar bahasa arab
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 Author| Post time 21-9-2012 02:18 PM | Show all posts
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 Author| Post time 22-9-2012 02:05 AM | Show all posts
Part 77

Restoran...

Pelanggan : Qahwah ! (kopi  )   


القهوة : kopi








5 minit kemudian....

Pelanggan : !@@$%^&*()!@@$%^&*()_

















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 Author| Post time 22-9-2012 02:13 AM | Show all posts
Part 78

Kedai motor

Hasan sedang meninjau2 motor Harley Davidson...

Hasan : Ana urid haza...kam? ( saya nak ni..bape?)

Tauke : miah  alf (100K)

hasan : 100K?

Maujud khomsah rial  (ada yang RM5?)

Tauke :maujud.......(ada...)

10 minit kemudian...


Tauke : Haza mulshok...khomsah rial! ( ini poster...RM5!)

الملصق : poster






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 Author| Post time 22-9-2012 02:17 AM | Show all posts
Part 79

Hasaan : ustaz....kenapa seorang lelaki dikata rajulun,dan jika dua dikata rajulani?

Ustaz : Jika dua benda atau orang,ditambah alif dan nun...

Hasaan : Tapi nama saya حسان ada alif nun hujung ...saya ni dua orang ke ustaz?

Ustaz : !@#$%^&*(!@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()
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 Author| Post time 22-9-2012 02:23 AM | Show all posts
Part 80



Masjid....



Ali : ustaz....haza masjidun...(ini masjid )

ustaz : sohih...(betul...)

Ali : subhanallah.....jamilah jiddah...(cantiknya...)

ustaz : na'am...maza jamilah?masjid?

Hasan :la..........muslimah!



ustaz : astaghfirullah...astaghfirullah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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 Author| Post time 22-9-2012 02:35 AM | Show all posts
paknad posted on 4-4-2012 02:02 PM
Ana uhibbu jamie'u 'post' ...

syukran..................



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 Author| Post time 23-9-2012 10:05 PM | Show all posts
PART 81

Ustaz : Aminah....ma biki ? (mengapa dgn kamu )


Aminah : Ana Zukkam  (saya selsema )

Ustaz : sohih..ashobani zukkam......(saya selsema )

Hasan : ustaz....ashobani tairun zukkam....(saya selsema burung)

ustaz : hah?
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